[Figure Skating RPF – Evan/Johnny] Anonymous – Any Lawful Impedment

Title: Any Lawful Impedment
Author: Anonymous
Rating: NC-17 || Status: WIP
Summary: For prompt: OR JOHNNY/EVAN. WHICH WOULD NOT BE SO MUCH A WEDDING AS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT DRUNKEN ELOPING FOLLOWED BY YEARS OF ANGRY SEX.
OMG YES I CAN SEE THEM DRUNKENLY DECIDING IT’D BE HILARIOUS TO ELOPE AND THEN BEING HORRIFIED WHEN THEY WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY WITH RINGS ON THEIR HANDS. AND THEN EVAN WOULD THINK, SHIT I CAN’T LET THE PUBLIC THINK THIS WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE, IMPULSIVE THING OR MY SPONSORS WILL DROP ME, SO HE FORCES JOHNNY TO PRETEND THEY PLANNED TO GET MARRIED ALL ALONG AND MOVE IN WITH HIM TO KEEP UP THE PRETENSE. AND THEN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN YELLING AT EVAN FOR LEAVING HIS UNDERWEAR HANGING ON THE BATHROOM DOORKNOB AGAIN AND FALLING ASLEEP ON THE SOFA WITH HIS HEAD ON EVAN’S SHOULDER WHILE THEY’RE WATCHING 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, JOHNNY ACTUALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH EVAN, EXCEPT IT’S COMPLICATED BECAUSE EVAN’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY ALL ALONG, SO THEY DECIDE TO GET PROPERLY MARRIED AND THIS TIME THEY PLAN A GRAND OLE WEDDING AND HIRE PLUSHY TO PRESIDE OVER THE VOWS.

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This is so great. *__________* Woke up married is totally one of my favorites, so you know I was on this like crazy. I loved the development between Johnny and Evan in this and how they got use to each other and being married. Pretty much everything about this was gold. ♥ I know it’ll probably never be finished, ’cause let’s be real, it’s posted on a kink meme and hasn’t been updated in three years, but I enjoyed it enough to say go for it anyway. XP