[Inception – Cobb/Arthur, Ariadne/Arthur, Yusuf/Arthur, Eames/Arthur] weatherfront – You’re Waiting For an Orgasm

Title: You’re Waiting For an Orgasm
Author: weatherfront
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: Arthur is inflicted by a “Have sex or Die” poison. Everyone fights to be the one to save him.

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You’re Waiting For an Orgasm

Okay, this was so hilarious and pretty much mortifying for me to read because I had so much secondhand embarrassment from reading, LOLOLOLOL!

“Your– your squint,” says Eames, “that’s your sex face?”

“It’s just my face!” says Cobb. “That’s the way I always look!”

LOLing FOREVER! XD

And the Penrose orgasm!

“You should just be glad Mal didn’t show up in mine,” says Cobb. “One time, I saw her put a gun down Arthur’s throat, and he couldn’t breathe, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes, and his lips were all raw, pulled back against the metal, and he kept trying to tongue the barrel out of the way, just licking it, you know, licking it, and–”

“And then she shot me!” yells Arthur.