[Figure Skating RPF – Gen] Anonymous – Untitled Evan Finding Himself Fic

Title: Untitled
Author: Anonymous
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: I WANT FIC WHERE, IN A RARE MOMENT OF SELF-AWARENESS, LYSACEK HAS AN EPIPHANY THAT HE IS UNHAPPY WITH HIMSELF/HIS LIFE, SO HE RUNS OFF TO GO ~FIND~ HIMSELF. BUT BASICALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE HE KNOWS ARE OTHER COMPETITIVE FIGURE SKATERS, SO HE JUST JETS AROUND THE WORLD, CRASHING ON VARIOUS PEOPLE’S COUCHES AND ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. I ENVISION A LOT OF LOLZY PANIC ATTACKS WITH HIM SAYING THINGS LIKE “I’M NOT SURE I EVEN LIKE DOING QUADS!!! ;_;”
I ALSO HAVE THIS IMAGE OF HIM DROPPING IN ON WEIR IN NEW JERSEY AND SAYING “TEACH ME TO BE GENUINE!!!” IN A VAGUELY ANGUISHED MONOTONE. AND THEN JOHNNY TRIES TO GET HIM TO STOP SPEAKING IN CLICHES CONSTANTLY.
“I’M TRYING, OKAY? I’M GIVING IT MY ALL, 110%!!”
“NO, STOP THAT.”
AND MAYBE EVAN DECIDES THAT HE NEEDS TO TRY DOING OTHER SPORTS THAT AREN’T FIGURE SKATING, SO HE GETS TO HARASS OTHER OLYMPIC ATHLETES TOO.

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This is the crack fill for this prompt and it is ridiculously hilarious, LOLOLOL. Time Off to Reevaluate is awesome, but this prompt also calls out for crack. XP