[Marvel – Steve/Tony] jibrailis – Mr. July

Title: Mr. July
Author: jibrailis
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.

Archive:
LJ | AO3

OMG, THIS IS AWESOME! I mean, the whole premise of this fic is that Steve posed for one of those sexy calendars and, as a consequence, the bad guys want to get Captain America naked! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO GO READ THIS FIC?! XD

I just love the fact that Steve decided to pose for the calendar because it was for charity, there was a buffet, and he got a free haircut! ♥ And Tony being all ridiculous AND CALLING STEVE A SLUT, but it’s okay because “Some of my best friends are sluts” LOLOLOLOL.

In the end, he would explain, it was pretty fucking hard to be aggravated by a guy who whipped out his shield the first time he used a computer, and who was utterly baffled by the internet. A net between what? Steve had complained. I don’t understand. What’s it supposed to catch? Why does Clint want me to choose wallpaper? Are we moving in together?

STEVE, Y U SO ADORABLE?!

“When you’re around, I don’t have to worry about being naked,” he said, and Tony stopped snickering.

“Right,” Tony said. “I’m your no-naked zone. I protect your virtue.”

“I wouldn’t put it exactly that way,” Steve said.

Tony reached out and patted Steve on the shoulder. “It’s okay, I understand. Everybody out there wants to get into your pants, but I’m the only person who makes sure you keep those pants on. It’s a noble calling, what can I say.”

TONY, Y U SO OBLIVIOUS?!

Also, Thor and Loki texting each other and Thor’s awesome plan and seriously, everything about this fic is amazing, I love it so much! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, GO READ IT NOW! XP