Title: Only Unto Him
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Spencer Smith: Virgin Bride.

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Only Unto Him

Oh man, this was cute and awkward, lol. Spencer is so cute with his innocence and I loved how he learned and took things in stride and wanting to do things with Brendon once he starts figuring things out. I was totally with Spencer in his embarrassment in asking Brendon about things because OMG SO AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING, LOL. And I loved Brendon being respectful of Spencer and not taking advantage of him. XP

Title: Accidentally I Do
Author: laniew1
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says.
“I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.

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Accidentally I Do

This fic made me smile so much! OMG, the fluff! I LOVE IT. I love Kevin getting drunk and then them deciding to get married in Vegas and Kevin waking up and realizing he’s married and how Mike’s mom is a Jonas Brothers fan. And the wedding video! OMG! Seriously, there is too much awesome here! ♥♥♥

Title: Remember How You Got Here
Author: kellifer_fic
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “You’re much prettier in real life.”

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Remember How You Got Here

There were moments though in this fic that were just wonderful. For example…

Ariadne thinks maybe she does know the reason why Arthur appeals to her. She’s a worldbuilder and he’s a strong foundation.

That was basically the best line of the fic, seriously. It’s just beautiful. ♥

I also loved the Eames/Arthur interaction, lol. And Eames at the end! (Eames/Arthur/Ariadne y/y? XP)

Title: Dull Boy
Author: sparkly77
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “Don’t bore me with the petty details. Just tell me what sort of masks we’ll all be wearing while we rob this bank. I hope it’s not dead U.S. presidents. That’s so overdone.”

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Dull Boy

The first scene kind of killed me, okay?!

“I mean,” the woman says. “He just drove me completely crazy. I’m the nicest person in the world, but I would just constantly fantasize about shooting him in the face.”

Arthur nods in sympathy.

[...]

“I skip the fantasizing part and go directly to actually shooting them in face,” he replies.

I couldn’t not like the rest of the fic after that. XP

Title: You Can’t Hide the Sun with Two Fingers
Author: hackthis
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Eames has a mouth like a porn star.

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You Can’t Hide the Sun with Two Fingers

I love the flirting between Arthur and Eames, LOL. Seriously, the dialogue and interaction are perfect. And the best part of this fic has to be Eames’ reaction to finding Arthur on his doorstep. Pretty much that whole scene there was made of win. XP

Title: Le Rêve
Author: zoi_no_miko
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Dom chases Saito through limbo and finds his task much more difficult than anticipated.

Archive:
LJ | AO3

This was totally the missing scene, okay?! XP I loved the details of the world that Saito created for himself in Limbo and how patient and persistent Cobb was throughout. Seriously, I’ve been wanting Saito/Cobb because there were so many moments in the movie! ♥

Title: Hotter Than Tales of Crack Peddlin’
Author: hackthis
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s not the fancy dinner over which Eames had planned to seduce Arthur. Not that Arthur knew Eames was planning to seduce him, but facts are so unimportant in the long run. Or the short run.

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Hotter Than Tales of Crack Peddlin’

Oh gosh, new fandom! This is the first Inception fic I’ve read and it is awesome. Eames’ voice was perfect and the dialogue was great. Eames/Arthur seems to be fandom OTP right now (I guess I caught the moments when I watched), so I’m glad the first one I read was awesome. XP

Title: Call It Home
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: While on an off-planet assignment, Spencer meets Brendon: sex slave.

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Call It Home

I love Gabe being the ship’s AI, LOL. I loved Spencer and his moral dilemma and just him being totally awesome even with his convoluted thinking. And Brendon! He is so awesome and I just felt so bad for him in the beginning, but I liked how he learned and healed. I also love Ryan and Jon in this, and their relationship with Spencer. This fic was pretty much awesome. XD

Title: Prickly Pear
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Sometimes it’s harder to remember where the line is though, when it’s just the two of them.

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Prickly Pear

OMG, this was amazing. I love the feel in this fic and Ryan’s characterization and how comfortable Ryan and Brendon were with each other. There were so many hilarious moments, like wanting to call Shane to ask the time, LOL, or Brendon going splat, and just everything about Ryan kind of going over everything in his stoned mind. XP And Ryan thinking about asking Jon why his cable isn’t working is too amazing, seriously. XD Also, hot 69-ing! And the last line!!! Oh boys, they are too precious!

Title: Good Boys Gone Bad
Author: starflowers
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Kevin, a struggling author of a failing crime series of novels, is shocked to find out that somehow, he has lifted his plots and characters straight from reality, and Wentz, the crime boss, is not pleased with him. If he wants to live, Kevin has to depend on his shaky knowledge of crime story cliches and Mike Carden, a potential Hero In Disguise.

Archive:
Good Boys Gone Bad

Oh Kevin, he is so ridiculous in this, lol. I love his thought process and Nick being able to take care of himself and is an FBI agent! And Kevin kind of trusting Mike just because of these little things (little things make the difference!).

“Why would you think that, anyway?” Carden asked, after a long moment.

Kevin took a shaky breath and then said with a weak grin, “In the books, it’s always the scary looking, hot guy that you think’s the bad guy who ends up secretly being the hero.”

Carden looked at him again, thoughtfully. “Sorry,” he said, sounding sincere. “Don’t think there are any heroes this time.”

This part was awesome and ridic, lol. Love it. XP

Title: Courage
Author: Faith Wood
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.” — Maya Angelou

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Courage

I really love this characterization of Draco. I love how we see Draco in the past as someone who isn’t strong enough, but wants to be, so much. And then in the aftermath, he’s still trying to be strong and taking risks because he realizes that he can’t take the backseat for the rest of his life. I love how Harry sees Draco and sees his strength and admires it.

He wants someone who’s able to admit they were wrong. It’s something Harry admires because it’s something he can’t really manage himself.

THIS! YES! And how Harry knows that there will be conflicts in the future but realizes that they were both willing to try and how that is all he needs. Seriously, so lovely. *love*

Title: Two To A Tent
Author: mayberry_rose
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The War is over, and Harry has learned a lot – camping is awful, nightmares are worse, and Malfoy is a git.

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Two To A Tent

This is super cute, haha. I love how Harry and Draco become friends and Draco helping Harry through his nightmares and giving Dreamless Sleep to Harry. And Harry, suddenly getting off on Draco’s smell and Harry being a super dork and hurting Draco’s feelings and Draco being super lovely at the end and helping calm Harry down. Also, Ron being totally awesomeness and getting Draco to help Harry = TOTAL WIN. *hearts*

Title: Mutual Interest & Worth the Wait
Author: Olivia Lupin
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary:

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Mutual Interest
Worth the Wait

Oh man, Harry is SO CUTE in this one! I just love shy!Harry, it’s true, lol. But seriously! How can you NOT Harry being head-over-heels for Draco?

“You know, Harry, you keep saying ‘yes’ to me.” Draco had regained a measure of his control and some of the amusement was back in his tone, but his eyes were still intense. “I may take advantage of that fact if you’re not more careful.” Before Harry could respond, he took Harry’s mouth in another kiss, hot and sweet, that made Harry’s knees buckle.

GAH! YES YES YES! Hahaha. Oh Harry, you’re too cute! I keep saying it, but I was totally thinking it throughout the fic! XD

He’d been replaying the events of the evening in his mind, lingering over them, cementing them firmly into his memory. He was trying to decide whether he should chance staying until Draco woke, or whether he should leave before then. Harry’s brow creased in a slight frown. Draco had seemed happy enough to have Harry curl up in bed next to him after they’d cleaned up; he’d even pulled Harry into his arms and slung one arm possessively around him. Harry warmed at the memory; it had felt wonderful, natural, and he’d indulged in the fantasy of pretending that Draco’s bed was his rightful place to spend the night. It had been a sweet fantasy, and Harry remembered it with a wistful sigh. He’d better leave now, though, he thought reluctantly; if Draco woke and was irritated that he was still there–or worse, was cool and dismissive–Harry didn’t think he could bear it.

Oh Harry! As if Draco doesn’t want you! It’s parts like this that get me, lol. Even though we ALL know Draco wants Harry A LOT, Harry’s insecurities just make my heart clench for him! GAH!

After nearly a month, Hermione cornered Harry at work one day, demanding to know what was going on, but Harry just shrugged. He didn’t want to talk about Draco to anyone; he wanted to hug their time together jealously to himself, to keep it private, entirely his, so when the inevitable end came he could grieve in peace.

The truth of the matter was that he was dangerously close to falling in love with Draco, and he knew without question that Hermione would see that immediately if he talked about Draco at all. So he put her off, reassuring her with vague platitudes that he knew didn’t fool her for a minute, but which gave her no recourse to pursue the matter.

Okay, seriously, I love this fic, lol. I need to stop quoting things, but GOD, Harry is just killing me!

…he was painfully aware of the fact that he hadn’t ‘caught’ Draco at all. There had never been any talk between them of any kind of permanence, they just moved from day to day, staying firmly in the present.

[...]

“No, I’m not interested in that. And I haven’t ‘caught’ him. He’s…he’s free to do whatever he wants. To see whoever he wants.” The words were stilted, uncomfortable, and Harry was caught off guard at how deeply it hurt to say them aloud.

Pansy walked closer and squinted at him thoughtfully, reaching absently for a handful of grapes. “You really mean that, don’t you, Potter? I mean, you’d let Draco walk away from you in a second if you thought he didn’t want you anymore.”

Harry shrugged noncommittally, and misery flashed briefly over his face, but he masked it quickly. It was another one of Harry’s constant worries; no one had ever held Draco’s attention for very long, and he didn’t expect to be the one to change that. But he had every intention of staying as long as Draco did want him, and of making the most of that time for both of them.

Oh man, poor Harry, constantly thinking that “it’s only a matter of time” and all.. Seriously, my heart was clenching the WHOLE TIME even though we KNOW Draco is gonna be keeping Harry forEVER, haha.

And then there’s the sequel, Worth the Wait, which is in Draco’s POV and that one is even WORSE with the heart-clenching! GAH! I think I like Mutual Interest more than the companion piece, but the sequel is good as well.

Title: Being Jessie Carmichael (Or How to Woo Harry Potter in Three Hours)
Author: Faith Wood
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn’t know what he really wanted.

Archive:
Being Jessie Carmichael (Or How to Woo Harry Potter in Three Hours)

I had a feeling before reading this fic that it would give me second-hand embarassment while reading it, but surprisingly didn’t have too much of that, haha. (Or, at least the amount of second-hand embarassment in the fic wasn’t as much as I was expecting.)

I loved how cute Draco was with his crush on Harry, haha. And his brilliant plan to be Harry’s boyfriend, lol, even though that is slightly weird. XP

“No, Potter. It’s … Sex is like dessert. You know, it’s great if there is dessert, but you won’t die if there isn’t. Talking and kissing — that’s regular food. And that’s the bit you have to have or you’ll starve. And even while some things may be hard to swallow, so to speak, most of it’s still tasty …” Why, oh why was he blabbering nonsense? Draco closed his eyes and tried not to groan. What was he even talking about?

He peeked through one eye. Potter was giving him a funny look and then his lips curved into a smile. “Did you just say that you need my kisses or you’ll starve?”

“What? No!” Draco gasped, horrified. “You can’t do that. You just took bits and pieces and spliced them together to make a sentence that I did — not — say!”

Oh Draco, you absolute DORK. *hearts* XD I just loved Draco’s voice in this — it’s so awesome. =)

I felt so bad for Draco when he went to meet Harry the second night and how Harry said he was ready and I was like, OHZ NOZ POOR DRACO and it was just horrible. Good thing Harry knew all along that it was Draco, haha. XD

Title: Paradigm
Author: Cheryl Dyson
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy.

Archive:
Paradigm

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13

This fic is AWESOME. I’m not usually fond of rentboy!fics, but I liked this one. XP It’s probably because I guessed pretty early on what Draco was actually doing, so I wasn’t as wary of what was happening. XP

I liked how in the beginning of the fic, Harry stalks Draco when he finds out that he’s a rentboy, but it quickly changes from just a case thing to full-on obsession (because we all know Harry’s obsessed with Draco thanks to HBP!). Poor Harry and his obsession, eventually offering to pay for Draco’s services, haha. I loved how desperate he became, eventually offering 5000 Galleons for a night! Poor obsessed boy, haha, but then, who wouldn’t be obsessed with Draco? XP And then how he just couldn’t get Draco out of his head and wanting more and then later offering to buy him for six months (!!!) and giving him Grimmauld Place and everything. And then Draco, the interior decorator! XD

This fic is too awesome, lol. READ READ READ READ!

Title: Potter Shaped Malfoy
Author: Bryoney Brynn
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The war’s long over but everybody still hates the Malfoys. Everyone except Al Potter, that is. Can friendship between the son of a Death Eater and the son of the Chosen One work? Can it last?

Archive:
01 | 02 | 03 | 04

I love this fic! The friendship between Albus and Scorpius in the beginning was total love. *heart* So cute how they were just so attached to each other and Albus getting revenge on Scorpius’ tormentors. AWWW! But then at the end, there were the letters! And I knew something bad was about to happen! And then suddenly, it was seventh year and Albus was such an ass to Scorpius, even though he was doing it for Scorpius’ own good. Seriously, my heart broke for Scropius SO MUCH! =( Good thing everything worked out in the end! XD And Draco in the fic totally stole my heart, even though he wasn’t really featured in the fic. XP

Title: Easing the Reader into Sex
Author: Jae
Rating: NC-17 / R || Status: Complete
Summary: Harry and Draco shag like rabbits become intimate.

Archive:
Easing the Reader into Sex

This fic is great, lol. It’s like two fics in one! XD I like how each version contrasts because they each have a different feel to them. And, okay, I admit it, I kind of like the dirty version, lol, but the fluffy version is awesome too. XP And, okay, I have to do it — my favorite part:

…frantic fornicating sweet lovemaking…

Go read, lol! XD

Title: Comfort Food
Author: arsenicjade
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Harry never falls for the nice guys.

Archive:
1 | 2

I really liked Harry in this one. He’s just so charming yet dorky, especially with his Draco-seduction, if you can call it that, haha. The build up of their relationship is good and the dialogue is awesome. XP I feel really bad for Draco in this because of the whole mind thing. =/

I think this bit was super awesome because it explains their personalities so well, lol.

“You share.”

“You don’t.”

Draco sounded every bit as surprised as Harry, who said, “Just with food.”

“Don’t concern yourself. I’m not generous as a habit.”

Also, I just have to say it, the sex was hot. XP And, okay, this ficlet in the Comfort Food!verse is hot too. (I am a sucker for bottom!Harry, it’s true.) XP

Title: Invasion of Privacy
Author: Cheryl Dyson
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Harry spies on Draco, as usual, but runs afoul of the Manor wards with strange and unexpected consequences.

Archive:
Invasion of Privacy

This is hilarious. I love how obsessed Harry was that he just had to go to Malfoy Manor to check up on the Malfoys, haha. And then him triggering the wards and Draco being super nonchalant about Harry just randomly showing up. XP

Narcissa and Lucius were awesome, haha. And poor Draco, having to witness their lovey-dovey-ness. XP And Harry turning into a beast and wanting to be with Draco. Also, the crazy paparazzi house elf taking pictures of them and Narcissa giving permission to the Quibbler to print the pictures = win. XD

Title: Forgotten Poison
Author: joan_waterhouse
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Forensic Wizard Malfoy and Auror Potter find more than just memories when they return to Hogwarts to give a Career Day speech.

Archive:
Forgotten Poison

This is so cute! XD I love that Draco is doing Forensics, lol. And also, Benjamin! He was awesome with morbid flirting. I mean, obviously you flirt by talking about rare and dangerous poisons, right? XD

And then there was Harry! I loved that he was following Draco down to the Great Hall and was checking out his ass, haha. XD

He really did not want to talk about what memories being in Hogwarts brought back to him. Besides, what could he possibly say? “Oh, yeah! Remember when you found me crying in the loo and almost killed me? Good times, Potter!” That certainly would keep the conversation going! It was almost as appropriate as “Remember when you went all Gryffindor hero on me and pulled me out of the Fiendfyre even though I was your enemy? Wasn’t it hilarious the way I held on to you? My arms wrapped so tightly around your chest that I felt your every heartbeat. My nose buried in your thick black hair. I remember your smell like it was yesterday …”

He did remember that faint smell of grass and treacle tart as though it had been yesterday, mostly because he had visited that particular pensieve memory only the day before. But he would be damned if he ever admitted that.

Oh Draco, you absolute dork, haha. XD And Astoria looking like Harry was just hilarious. XP

Also, Harry kissing Draco out of the blue = AWESOME. Seriously, Harry was so cute, even after passing out and especially when he woke up, lol. XP