Title: Dynamic Immersion Method
Author: Sharksdontsleep
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Geno thinks in one language and speaks in another, and when Geno speaks in Russian, loose and fluid, it’s surprising, even if Sid has no idea what he’s saying, particularly after they’ve both been drinking, Geno more so.
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Title: This Is Not A Recipe
Author: Sharksdontsleep
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: There’s very little Sidney doesn’t know about his body. He knows its limits, when the little internal regulator in his brain that tells him to quit should be quiet, when he really should stop. He’s never had a problem, you know, with stuff in his mouth. The dentist isn’t his favorite or anything. But he doesn’t make weird gagging noises while brushing his teeth that one of the guys he played with in juniors made.
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Title: Curveball
Author: Sharksdontsleep
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: Crosby baseball AU. With Crosby instead of Zach Duke. This is probably ignoring the fact that, had the Pens not won the Crosby lottery, they’d be in Kansas City. Perhaps. Also, about draft decisions without Crosby, and probably some timeline logic.
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Title: A Lady in the Streets (and a Freak in the Sheets)
Author: Dangereuse
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “You like fingers when I’m suck you,” Gena offers, reasonably. “I’m want try with toy.” She looks wicked for a half instant. “I’m want see what it’s like to do the fucking.”
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Title: That’s a Wrap
Author: twentysomething
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Sid has had way too much media training to be anything but on the entirety of the media tour. He knows there are cameras everywhere – the official ones, PR ones from his own team, other teams, staff with their phones – so he’s always smiling, listening for the sound of a shutter.
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Title: Sleepover Thursdays
Author: hazel_3017
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: Sleepover Thursdays starts with Sid.
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Title: Highway Unicorn
Author: pentapus & thefourthvine
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: He saw the horn poking out from the pony’s head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. “The fuck,” Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.
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Title: Pass It On
Author: knight_tracer & thefourthvine
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ninety percent of everyone’s problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn’t have a robot.
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Title: things you said that made me feel like shit
Author: omelet
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: “Sometimes I’m think you like hockey more than like me,” he hears Geno say during the off-season, when Sidney’s tossing his gear into a bag to meet with Nate to play some hockey. He almost doesn’t catch it; when he looks up, Geno isn’t looking at him, just flipping through channels on TV, like he had just mumbled it to himself under his breath.
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Title: Zero Feet Away
Author: 7iris
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Geno only lets Alex make him a Grindr profile that summer because Alex is still upset about Maria, because Alex’s grin has a kind of manic, brittle quality that makes Geno sigh and hand over his cell phone with only a token protest.
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Title: fastened low and tight [I want you like a seatbelt]
Author: meerminne
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: He hopes four sandwiches will be enough to get them both through this.
Sid’s angst makes Geno really hungry.
or: 5 hockey players Sidney Crosby doesn’t have a crush on. (+1 oblivious idiot he loves)
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Title: keep on loving you
Author: bluejayys
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “No,” Beau says sternly. “Geno, I am not wearing that.”
“Boss’s order!” Geno says gleefully. “Is Paul Martin jersey. Ginger d-man, very handsome. You like!”
Beau takes the jersey and pulls it over his head reluctantly. He very much regrets accidentally telling Geno that he has a serious weakness for muscular redheads.
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Title: A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread–and Thou
Author: Deastar
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Zhenya checks everything one last time: the artificial slick goes in the pocket of his jeans, and yes, the bottle of wine for Sid’s collection is nestled in a wood box in the back seat. He’d actually gone out and bought cream cheese to make a cheesecake on autopilot before he’d remembered – food is an alpha’s courting-gift, not an omega’s. He’d thrown the cream cheese out, and bought the wine the next day.
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Title: stop, drop, and roll
Author: Lexie
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Most of the runs we go out on are false alarms or medical calls,” Sidney says. It’s his standard response to anyone asking about the danger, and it’s true — they get a lot of broken fire alarms, heart attacks, and overdoses. In the last five years, Sidney has delivered two babies and been part of the crew that, legendarily within the Toronto Fire Services, freed a guy’s dick from a jacuzzi tube. “People call 911 for a lot of weird stuff.”
“You not fire captain too?” says Geno. “What, too young?” He looks enormously smug, which means he’s chirping.
Sidney enjoys it more than he probably should.
Or: the one where (almost) everyone is a hockey-playing firefighter.
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Title: Make Yourself at Home
Author: Snickfic
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I could just live at your house,” Sid said, scowling at a color swatch. “I like your house.”
“My house best,” Zhenya agreed. Then, because he did actually care about Sid and his ongoing bower-building angst, he added, “But your house good, too.”
(A bowerbird AU)
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