[Teen Wolf – Derek/Stiles] skoosiepants – I’ve Got A Sure Thing
Title: I’ve Got A Sure Thing
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Stiles’s water breaks ten miles outside of Beacon Hills.
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Title: I’ve Got A Sure Thing
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Stiles’s water breaks ten miles outside of Beacon Hills.
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Title: We Should Become More Adventurous
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Werewolves are the kind of horror you only find in books and movies and gay porn, so forgive him for being a little slow on the uptake.
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Title: You are the Moon
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Stuff Stiles doesn’t like to deal with first thing: hot, moist dog breath in his face, a cuddly werewolf creepifying his perfectly normal morning wood with shades of bestiality, and his dad holding his service revolver up against the skull of his bedmate, never mind the fact that his bedmate could possibly be a vicious unhinged rogue omega.
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Title: Winter Wonderland
Author: otter
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: Stiles is profoundly suspicious of the city that sits on the barren ice sheet at the North Pole. His friend Scott doesn’t seem to mind being an elf-slave, and liberating the captive reindeer was not Stiles’ best idea ever, but a little recon inside the city walls is too tempting to pass up.
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Title: A Desperate Arrangement
Author: mikkimouse
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m sorry, I believe there’s something wrong with my hearing,” Stiles said. “Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me.”
Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn’t misheard a damn thing.
After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.
Months later, there’s an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won’t last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott’s brother.
In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.
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Title: Flying Changes
Author: otter
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Derek’s a dressage rider with a reputation for frowning and making people cry. Stiles is an acrobatic stunt rider whose resume includes medieval-themed dinner shows and the actual circus. Derek’s an Olympian, he doesn’t need this shit.
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Title: The Importance of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down
Author: otter
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s like this dog has walked out of all of Stiles’ childhood dreams and into the real world just because Stiles wanted it hard enough. He is the most awesome dog ever, and he and Stiles have a bond. A deep, unbreakable bond because this animal is his soul mate, obviously. Now he just has to convince the dog of that.
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Coda: Derek’s POV
Title: Happiness Is Not A Horse, You Cannot Harness It
Author: otter
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Derek’s expecting the new guy. He’s expecting another mostly-useless college kid who doesn’t know one end of a horse from the other, and Derek doesn’t have the time to babysit. What he’s not expecting is Stiles Stilinski, who carries on conversations with the livestock and gets maybe a little too chummy with Isaac and is really kind of stupidly perfect in every way. And it’s just distracting, that’s all.
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Title: Trust In This (Even If You’re Scared Stiff)
Author: otter
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Stiles’ kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn’t sure yet, but he’s pretty sure the other kid’s dad is too hot to be human.
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Title: Bite Down Hard
Author: KuriKuri
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: For a moment, Derek can’t breathe.
Because moles aren’t the only thing marring the pale skin of Stiles’ neck. Oh no, that’s –
– that’s a bond bite. A bond bite which Stiles definitely did not have yesterday, and which appears to have roughly the same dimensions as Derek’s own mouth.
Shit.
(Or: In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.)
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Title: Putting the F-U-N in Funeral
Author: apocryphal
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Hale & Daughters Funeral Home,” Derek says dully.
“Oh ho! And which daughter are you?”
Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It’s going to be one of those calls.
(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)
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Title: So You Want to Woo a Werewolf
Author: grimm
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “This seems like a bad idea,” Scott hissed. It was just after the end of a pack meeting and Stiles was peeing on Derek’s car. “This seems like a really bad idea.”
In which Stiles tries to court Derek and Peter is a master troll.
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Title: our lives are changing lanes
Author: grimm
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: There’s a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn’t really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude’s got kids hanging all over him; one’s on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There’s a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he’s got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles’ mouth drops open.
“How many of those kids did you kidnap?” he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.
The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, “You think I’d subject myself to this on purpose?”
“Oooh,” says one of the kids hanging off his arm. “I’m telling Mom.”
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Title: A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel
Author: lupinus & uraneia / hatfulofcrazy
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.
In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.
Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
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Title: Control
Author: stilesune
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It started off as dirty talk. Stiles had three fingers in Derek’s ass, stretching him nice and good, taking his own pleasure from the whimpers that Derek let out every time Stiles’ long fingers slipped over his prostate. He wondered aloud what it’d be like to watch Derek fall apart just from that. He told Derek he’d get him a vibrating plug, make him wear it one day. But Stiles would be in control of the remote. Would turn it on whenever he felt like it. It could be when Derek was getting groceries, or at work in a meeting, Stiles didn’t care. With the werewolf refractory period, he could turn it on every half hour if he wanted to until Derek’s stomach cramped from coming so much.
That’s about as far as that conversation got before Derek flipped Stiles on his back and rode himself to two orgasms before Stiles reached his first.
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Title: All You Ever Needed to Know About Knotting
Author: KuriKuri
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Derek had started reading the column by accident. Really, reading strangers’ questions about knotting and heat had never really appealed to him. However, at that point in time, he was a little desperate.
And he was right: most of the questions submitted by anonymous readers didn’t appeal to him. The answers, though, did.
(Or: In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they’re neighbors.)
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