Title: There I Fixed It
Author: lightgetsin
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “You need a fucking keeper,” Wardo rages. “Someone apparently needs to make you drink orange juice and stop you from blowing up your appliances and spray you down with a fire extinguisher every now and then, for the love of God. Why the fuck don’t you have people doing these things?”
Archive:
AO3
Title: A Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart
Author: hapakitsune
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: Andrew is a struggling actor working at a bakery; he lives for Tuesdays when Jesse, the bike messenger, comes to deliver their order forms.
Archive:
AO3
Title: Love in a Major Key
Author: hapakitsune
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Mark and Eduardo’s summer fling should have been just that — a fling. But when they end up in orchestra together, the things they didn’t talk about bubble to the surface, and they’re both forced to deal with the issues neither of them want to confront. Or, essentially, a high school orchestra au.
Archive:
AO3
Title: Several Storeys High
Author: torakowalski
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Oh,” Jesse says, pushing tangled curls out of his eyes and blinking at Andrew like he doesn’t understand why he’s there. “You’re coming home on Thursday.”
Andrew spreads his hands and drops his bag on the floor. “Tada,” he says, “Thursday!”
(Sequel to Nowhere Else On Earth That I Would Rather Be)
Archive:
AO3
Title: You Only Live Twice (Unless You’re Facebook. Then You Live Forever)
Author: smile1777
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: After he signs the nondisclosure agreement, Eduardo Saverin disappears from the face of the earth. Because he joins the CIA. He embraces the life of Super Suave Secret Agent Man Eduardo Saverin. That is, until Facebook is threatened by terrorist plots and only Eduardo can save the day.
Archive:
Masterpost
Title: Lions Make You Brave
Author: Anonymous
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: Jesse spaced out and totally forgot about Halloween coming up, therefore he has no candy. Andrew comes with his kid trick-or-treating, and Jesse instead of offering candy suggest he’ll lend the kid his cat for the night, to complete his outfit. And then of course he needs to go with them, so that the cat doesn’t suffer from separation anxiety.
Archive:
Kink Meme
Title: Untitled Multimedia Fic
Author: ceridweyn_lyn
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: In which Dustin, Mark, and Eduardo send notes to each other.
Archive:
LJ
Title: Call It Catharsis
Author: SilviaKundera
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: In which I find a myriad of ways to make Eduardo’s least favorite trip to Palo Alto even worse. Predictably, this involves a lot of Sean Parker.
Archive:
AO3 | DW | LJ | Kink Meme
Title: Buyer’s Remorse
Author: SilviaKundera
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: When Eduardo Saverin has a sudden vacancy for a best friend, no one on earth expects Sean Parker to fill it — least of all Sean himself. /OR/ In which Sean Parker accidentally grows up, stumbles into a priorities readjustment, and helps Eduardo kick True Love’s ass like a boss.
Title: What a Girl Wants
Author: SilviaKundera
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: In which Sean wakes up a girl and continues to make wacky life choices.
Archive:
AO3 | DW | LJ | Kink Meme
Title: (You Are) So Much More Like Spider-Man
Author: Anonymous
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary:
For prompt: So Andrew is playing Spiderman in his new film. The thing is, it’s not based on a comic, so much as it’s based on a New York based superhero. A hero that’s saved Jesse, more than once, and one that Jesse may or may not have a crush on. Who may or may not have kissed him as they swung over the streets of NY.
After shooting TSN Jesse may have some feelings for Andrew, because Andrew’s just awesome and how could Jesse not fall for him. Now he’s stuck between Spiderman, who is you know…Spiderman, and Andrew, who is just so sweet and fantastic. What Jesse doesn’t know is that Andrew is Spiderman (he auditioned for the movie as a joke and was surprised he actually got the part) and he’s head over web-shooters in love with Jesse.
Archive:
Kink Meme
Title: My New Old Favorite Everything
Author: earlofcardigans
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: I just want anything that has Andrew being this popular British hipster (except he doesn’t realize he’s a hipster and he’s just really nice, okay) and Jesse is that quiet kid who gets teased a lot.
BUT THEN ANDREW BECOMES HIS FRIEND AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND ANDREW GLARES AT PEOPLE WITH HIS BAMBI EYES WHEN THEY’RE MEAN TO JESSE AND THEY GO ON DATES AND EVERYTHING IS GLORIOUSLY AWKWARD AND WONDERFUL IN A HIGH SCHOOL WAY.
Archive:
LJ
Title: 5 Times Mark Dickpunched a Guy, +1 Time That Was a Complete Accident
Author: Anonymous
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Five times girl!Mark dickpunched a guy…
Archive:
Kink Meme
Title: The Means
Author: SilviaKundera
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The one where Mark is surprisingly great at cost/benefit analysis, once he’s figured out what he actually has to lose. (In which Mark has to decide what really matters before he can make sure he has it.)
Archive:
AO3 | LJ | DW | Kink Meme
Title: If It’s Any Consolation I Have Heartburn
Author: salvadore_hart
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: “I still have your Star Wars underwear.”
“I still have your virginity.”
Archive:
LJ
Title: I am a GENTLEMAN Only
Author: salvadore_hart
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: For prompt: Ineffectual courting. Cameron courts Divya and fails repeatedly. Divya is simultaneously amused and charmed.
Title: Mockingbirds
Author: go_hedgehog
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Eduardo’s got a child whose mission is to make those silly adults come to their senses.
Title: Years in Squares
Author: go_hedgehog
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Mark and Marylin keep in touch after the depositions, maybe she even becomes Mark’s personal lawyer, and they’re friends after a fashion. As the years go by, she gets to witness the rebuilding of a friendship (and something more).
