Title: Take It In Breathe It Out
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: He’d said, “How hard do you want it?” and Brendon said, “Yeah, pretty hard,” and then the elevator pinged to announce the arrival of their floor.

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Take It In Breathe It Out

Spanking’s not really my kind of thing, but this was still hot, lol. XP

Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.

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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

This isn’t really a fic, but I’m reccing it here anyway because OMG, BEST THING EVER! Seriously, I was dying of laughter from the get-go just from the casting! XD I NEED THIS TO BE A REAL FIC!!! ♥

Title: Anywhere That I’m With You
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “No,” Spencer says. “I mean. Okay. So, Haley was thinking, right. Umm. That–”
Brendon tilts his head to the side. “That?”

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Anywhere That I’m With You

Oh gosh, I love this! I felt so bad for Brendon in this because he’s pining and he doesn’t really feel like he belongs and oh, poor baby! And everything was just kind of awkward and I just wanted to hug him! =( And then there was the conversation between Spencer and Brendon about his preferences where they weren’t really discussing it, and how it turns out in the end (SUPER HOT! GUHHH!).

Title: Nothing To Do With You
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ryan’s got his own reasons.

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Nothing To Do With You

Oh man, this fic! I really liked the interaction between Brendon and Ryan in the beginning and I was totally thinking this would be a fic where they eventually fall into like with each other, but then it kind of got angst-y in the middle and I don’t even know how it happened, but suddenly it was just really painful! And, like, the conversation between Brendon and Spencer at the end — it was kind of the best and worst part because it explains so much and so little. =( I’d like to imagine in the future of this ‘verse that Brendon gets over Ryan and moves onto Pete, LOL. XP And that Ryan gets over his issues and gets what he wants too. =)

Title: The Small Wonder AU
Author: skoosiepants & natacup82
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer’s room.

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The Small Wonder AU

Okay, I have to say that I’ve never seen Small Wonders in my LIFE, but it sounds HORRIFYINGLY AWESOME, LOL. This fic is like the best thing ever! I kind of love Ryan being a robot turning into a real boy (seriously this cliche never gets old, okay?!). There are so many amazing moments in here, like the leaking and feeling funny in in his pants and living in Spencer’s closet, OMG. And also, Ryland and Vicky! Why is this so awesome?!

Title: Get Together Now
Author: softlyforgotten
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “So do we get to do the classic teen makeover scene on Friday?”

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Get Together Now

Oh gosh, this is so cute, hahah. I love high school AUs and pining!fics, so this was awesome. XP Ryan is so cute with his pining and Spencer is a little oblivious and of course there’s a blind date and yes, awesome. XP

Title: Songs About Vikings
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”

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Songs About Vikings

This was hilarious. XD I love Brendon making up songs about Spencer’s magical beard, lol. (Okay, I admit I’m not too fond of the beard, okay, but this is awesome sauce. XP) Also, using Brendon calling Shane after he jerks off to a guy as the thing that ties the whole story together? Amazing. XP

Title: The Magic Friend Band
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.

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The Magic Friend Band

The Magic Friend Band is total crack, lol, and would totally be a show on TV — I mean, look at TV today? It would totally fit in, LOL. I love the randomness of it and Snap being a super fan and it’s awesome, lol. Also, Viking Smith! Too awesome!

Title: A Beautiful Sight, We’re Happy Tonight
Author: beingothrwrldly
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: “It’s snowing,” Brendon whispers, eyes huge. “Come make snow angels.”

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A Beautiful Sight, We’re Happy Tonight

This is one of the cutest things! They’re just so adorable and playing in the snow and I love it. ♥

Title: Non-Toxic And Washable
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: “Babies love me. All babies wish they were my babies, you should trust me on this.”

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Non-Toxic And Washable

OMG, this is the most adorable thing EVER! Baby-Mama-Brendon! Brittany Laine Walker, aged seven months! Spencer with markers! RYAN! Seriously, what is all this cuteness?! ♥

Title: Where I Can Lay My Head
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: When Brendon moves away from home, his parents give him the kitchen table that’s been sitting in their garage (and the two phone books required to balance out the uneven legs), a cheque for forty-five dollars to get a phone-line installed, and a key to their house.

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Where I Can Lay My Head

This was great. I felt so bad for Brendon because he gave up so much to do what he loves and it had to be hard, and how the other boys kind of take advantage of him having his own place. I loved how Spencer and Brendon coming together just kind of just happens and it’s perfect. ♥

Title: Close Your Eyes and Drive
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Spencer and Brendon go on a roadtrip.

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01 | 02

OMG THIS FIC BROKE MY HEART! I love that things between Brendon and Shane aren’t really explain and that we have to infer instead — it makes it more powerful. And then the way Brendon deals with things, how it’s quiet and it hurts and how Spencer is just there for him. The million times that Brendon checked his phone? Torn my heart apart! Seriously, this fic is amazing.

Title: Untitled Girl!Spencer/Ryan
Author: untappedbeauty
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Spencer’s always been a girl, and she and Ryan still grew up best friends, and their friendship would still be basically the same…

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Untitled Girl!Spencer/Ryan
Backstory
After Prom

Yay, girl!Spencer, LOL. I love girl!Spencer and BFFs falling in love and this has both! It’s so sweet, especially how Ryan can see how much Spencer wants to go to prom! And then first-time sex and they’re so sweet, I love it.

Title: A Handholding Song
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”

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01 | 02

OMG, hobo!Joe and security guard Bob, LOL. I don’t really do Bob/Joe, but I decided to read this anyway and it’s hilarious and awesome. XP I love Brendon and Gabe being Brendon’s step-brother, and Brendon’s epic crush on Spencer. Also, love Spencer and Ryan and Jon’s texts, lol, and sweeping Brendon off his feet. XD And then there was Gerard and his bird and him working for Gabe who owns The Basement (LOLOLOL!). And OMG Gabe, being the creeper brother and kind of ruining Brendon’s life. XP Pretty much everything in here is epic, but most especially Jon and Ryan being on Hang Time (too epic for words!).

Title: Cave of Wonders
Author: Telis
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Jon Walker keeps hearing about these fabulous orgies.

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Cave of Wonders

I loved how everyone was talking about the orgies and Jon not believing it until he was left out, LOL. And then the text messages! And Jon’s conversations with Zack, LOL. THEN HOT SEXING and then Jon sending out a smug text message and being bombarded at the end. XP Pete’s text = WIN.

Title: The Myth of Innocence
Author: disarm_d
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Brendon finds something and comes to Spencer for help. Spencer makes space in his quiet life for Brendon, and finds that he doesn’t want him to leave.

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The Myth of Innocence

This is so precious! I love the hint of magic here and how Brendon finds a unicorn and immediately thinks of Spencer’s as a safe place for the unicorn to stay. And then there was Spencer’s silent pining, oh! And Brendon being kind of oblivious for a while and then later, choosing not to pursue anything because of the unicorn and I just hurt for Spencer. Then the confrontation in the kitchen!!! AND THE END! OH THIS FIC! ♥

Title: Definitely Maybe
Author: Telis
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Brendon wakes up without a dick. Spencer adjusts.

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Definitely Maybe

GENDERSWAP! XD This is so cute — I love Brendon’s voice and how Spencer is awesome, haha.

“If you ask me how I’m doing one more time I swear to God I will decapitate you with this spatula.”

Best line ever! Also, hot sexin’! XD

Title: Cold Light of Morning
Author: disarm_d
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Brendon wakes to Ryan’s hand stroking softly across his stomach.

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Cold Light of Morning

Oh man, I really like the soft feeling of this. It’s kind of fluffy without being fluffy. XP I love that Ryan took Brendon out to see the morning and it’s just peaceful and the imagery of the spiderwebs was awesome (seriously, spiderwebs w/ dew on them looks so pretty in the early morning, but also ewww spiders, LOL). And then they come back in and it’s hot and sweet and also RIMMING, lol. And the end, the last line, it was absolutely perfect. =)

Title: Falling Up
Author: Telis
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: So, Jon Walker woke up one morning on the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour missing, oh, say, about two and a half years of memory. Well, shit.

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Falling Up

OMG this was hilarious! I love that Jon thinks he traveled through time and just goes with the flow, LOL. And him thanking his future self, like, every five seconds and the amount of times he thinks the word gay. Pretty much everything about this is awesome. XD ♥

Title: Want Only One Thing
Author: disarm_d
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s months and months after the Panic! split, and Spencer is stressed. He just wants to make sure everything goes okay for the band. And Brendon.

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Want Only One Thing

Oh Spencer! He kind of broke my heart with how hard he was working, how stressed he was, and how he was kind of stuck in his own little world trying to take care of everything. =( And then Brendon was just too cute with his Brendon-ness, then Spencer broke his back and oh, poor baby! Super sweetness when Brendon comes back and the ending though! XD