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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

This isn’t really a fic, but I’m reccing it here anyway because OMG, BEST THING EVER! Seriously, I was dying of laughter from the get-go just from the casting! XD I NEED THIS TO BE A REAL FIC!!! ♥

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Nothing To Do With You

Oh man, this fic! I really liked the interaction between Brendon and Ryan in the beginning and I was totally thinking this would be a fic where they eventually fall into like with each other, but then it kind of got angst-y in the middle and I don’t even know how it happened, but suddenly it was just really painful! And, like, the conversation between Brendon and Spencer at the end — it was kind of the best and worst part because it explains so much and so little. =( I’d like to imagine in the future of this ‘verse that Brendon gets over Ryan and moves onto Pete, LOL. XP And that Ryan gets over his issues and gets what he wants too. =)

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Non-Toxic And Washable

OMG, this is the most adorable thing EVER! Baby-Mama-Brendon! Brittany Laine Walker, aged seven months! Spencer with markers! RYAN! Seriously, what is all this cuteness?! ♥

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Cold Light of Morning

Oh man, I really like the soft feeling of this. It’s kind of fluffy without being fluffy. XP I love that Ryan took Brendon out to see the morning and it’s just peaceful and the imagery of the spiderwebs was awesome (seriously, spiderwebs w/ dew on them looks so pretty in the early morning, but also ewww spiders, LOL). And then they come back in and it’s hot and sweet and also RIMMING, lol. And the end, the last line, it was absolutely perfect. =)

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Snow Falling Like Stars

Oh this fic.. it’s gorgeous and heartbreaking. =( I kind of love it, lol. I kind of knew which fairytale it was when it started off with a crane, so I was expecting the ending, but it still sucks, you know? And Brendon, he was so earnest with his greed because he just wants to be better for Ryan, right, and of course he can’t see that Ryan is happy and only works to make Brendon happy. =( But still, awesome fic.

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Claim the Sky

OMG, how did I miss this fic? Seriously, I have not read this fic before, this is so weird, LOL. But I love this SO MUCH. I love Brendon’s voice in this, it’s wonderful. I loved that Brendon joining the band wasn’t exactly smooth and how all these important moments in his life are connected together. Also, Jon’s conversation with Brendon at the pool was wonderful and Spencer and Jon’s romantic friendship with awesome too. Also, the birds! Amazing.

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Meant It When I Said “The Pleasure Is Mine”
Ryan and Brendon dynamics

My brain melted from the absolute hotness of this! The characterization is so perfect, OMG. Brendon is just so ernest to please and Ryan is his kink, guhhh! This has to be the hottest rimming fic EVER.

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How to Let the Sky Go

Oh, this fic! It was so cute and I loved the idea of Ryan being a dance teacher and writing on the side. And Brendon, he’s an actor! Oh, so precious! But it’s set during the Cold War and I kind of felt like that would affect them somehow, you know.. And like, I was just going along and it was cute and sweet and then the end! OMG, the bottom kind of dropped out of my stomach! GAH! =(((( But really, it’s so good that you should read it now!

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Like A Magic 8 Ball, But You Can Only Ask One Question

This is so cute, lol. Oh Jon, using his powers for evil and poor Brendon, having his worldview shattered! And Spencer, wanting to kill Brendon for sighing too much! I could totally imagine this happening, yo! And then Spencer being all authoritarian! OMG, best ever! (I kind of love Spencer A LOT A LOT, OKAY?!) Amazing. XD

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Small Blessings

OMG THIS FIC! I love how crazy and weird it is, but how it just works. Like, seriously, hooker!Brendon isn’t just a hooker, he’s a DEMON HOOKER! =O And Jon is a poltergeist specialist! Like seriously, WHAT! And Ryan with his not really being possessed, LOL. And Brendon prostitutionalizing the apartment! OH GOSH! XD And the dead cat! (OMG when the dead cat died, I felt so bad for them! GAH!) Seriously, it’s kind of like crack, but better. XD

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False Advertising

Oh gosh, I was SO NOT PREPARED FOR THIS FIC, LOL. I was totally with Ryan, thinking he scored and oh gosh, afterwards, I was like OMGWTF and poor Ryan and LOLing like crazy, especially when he told Spencer. XD And like, when Ryan was mentally complaining about wanting to use that money for shopping and make-up and yeah. Seriously Ryan, you complete dork! XP

Sequel this way, in case you want more of this stuff. XD

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Dark and Obsessed

So this is part of the The Ryan-is-a-Sex-Slave AU world which is a chat!fic and is awesome, haha. You should definitely read the chat!fic if you want more of the world — I wish there was an actual expanded fic of all of it. I love how angst-y it is and how clueless Brendon is and how he’s just so happy to have Ryan and he didn’t know what he was doing. And now, in this fic, all the repercussions of after the revolution and yeah. There should be more in this world, seriously. XP

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Cathedrals and Finger-Steeples

I really liked this — I wasn’t sure about reading it at first because I was like, road trip, really? But I gave it a change and yeah. I like the little details in the fic, like Brendon always choosing rock in Rock Paper Scissors and the texts from Jon. And then the end — it’s open, but hopeful.

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A Love Song By Any Other Name

This fic is kind of ridiculously cheesy, but I like it anyway. XP The emails/texts back and forth between Patrick and Brendon are so cute and dorky, I loved it, haha. And how Pete and Ryan kind of feel left out and stuff. But seriously, yay for grand gestures — the song was kind of awesome. XP

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Smudged
Lullaby for the –

So these two fics start the same but have alternative endings. On the one hand, yay makeout! On the other hand, oh angst. And they’re both good, but the angst one just feels more real and hurt-y. =( I recommend reading Lullaby first to get the angst out, then read Smudged to get a happy ending, haha. Unless you like kind of hurt-y fics, then read the opposite way. XP

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Oh Doctor Doctor

Seriously, how can you deny this fic after that summary? XD But yes, I am kind of a sucker for pining!fics and Brendon is totally pining in this for Ryan and I kind of love it. XP

Despite all that, Brendon never really got around to falling out of love with Ryan. It wasn’t as though he had any amazing love affairs waiting for him to just notice them, and anyway, Brendon thought that Ryan was pretty amazing all on his own, in a hopeless, never-going-to-happen kind of way. He had a feeling that falling out of love with Ryan might be considerably harder than falling in love with him. Brendon was content to pine from afar.

Oh Brendon!

I loved Brendon with Lucy and him getting attached to his patients because I could totally see that happening. And gosh, poor Brendon trying so hard with Ryan and Ryan just being totally oblivious and douche-y. =(

He moved to the couch in sweatpants minus underwear and an old t-shirt with his dinner, and flicked around until he found an old episode of House. Spencer sometimes wondered in disbelief how Brendon could bear to work all day in a hospital and then go home and watch TV about working all day in a hospital, but Brendon liked the humour of it, and a little bit of the glamour. When people died, a sad song played and then the credits rolled. Besides, Hugh Laurie was awesome. He did not remind Brendon of anyone, Jon was a filthy rotten liar.

I really liked this for some reason, LOL. It’s just kind of cute. XP

And then there was Ryan at his door and he just couldn’t resist because it was Ryan and he’s been in love for six years and I just felt so bad because you know that something had to have happened. =(

Brendon kneeled in the middle of the bed, and Ryan crawled towards him, face shadowed in the dim light. “Hi,” Brendon whispered. Ryan gave him a confused look and Brendon flushed red and leaned in so as to sweep past that particular moment.

Poor awkward baby. =( Then the shoe dropped afterwards when Spencer called and oh. And then the next morning — GAH! MY HEART!

“I haven’t slept,” Spencer declared, with no small amount of pride, “in thirty hours.”

Not really relevant to anything except it reminds me of college and how people are so proud of all-nighters — at least in architecture they are, haha. XP

But anyway.. Ryan is so cute with his little gifts and it kind of makes up for his overall douche-ness because it’s just so sweet. XD

Ridiculous and weird as it was, Brendon had kind of gotten used to the hot chocolate that he liked best appearing magically around the place. Generally it was left in his office, but sometimes he’d find one on the main desk in the clinic when he emerged from one of the examination rooms, a post-it note with For Brendon neatly attached to it. Less frequently, two or three times a week, there would be meals, too, always vegetarian, always hot, always yummy. Once, there was a refill of jellybeans for the jar that sat on his desk. Brendon had only just noticed that he was almost out.

“I don’t know whether to be creeped out or charmed,” Brendon told Jon in the cafeteria line one day. “I mean, it is pretty weird. They know all my orders.”

“Stalking is the highest form of flattery?” Jon suggested, and Brendon laughed.

“Could be,” he agreed, and then said, “It’s sort of stupid to get a crush on someone you don’t even know, right?”

Oh stalker!Ryan… *heart*

Hello, dickface (Ryan), he wrote. This is a non-anonymous note from me, Brendon (Boyd) Urie. I like you, too. If you are interested, I’m free on Friday (tomorrow) night. A date would be nice. Here is my cellphone number. After a moment’s consideration, Brendon added his address, too, and his email address. It was the least anonymous note ever. He was pretty proud of it.

Best note EVER, lol. But I was kind of thinking, he put his address when Ryan already knows it, obviously, haha. But it was meant to be non-anonymous, so I guess it’s okay. XP

Such an awesome fic. *heart*

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Every Night You Stray

OMG, THIS FIC! I was trying not to laugh SO MUCH and I was grinning the whole time because Ryan Ross, you are such a creeper! XD Seriously, I was having secondhand embarrassment for him the whole time, but it was just so hilarious. *heart* I love pining!Ryan and his ridiculously creepy plan to get between the Jon/Brendon-ness, haha.

Spencer blinked at him. “Okay,” he said, carefully. “Can you explain exactly how this makes sense in your crazy little head without using the phrase ‘I found him first’?”

“Yes!” Ryan said indignantly.

There was a long pause.

“Well, go on, then,” Spencer said.

Ryan let out an explosive breath, folded his arms, tapped his foot, and glared at Spencer. Then he said, “I found him first!” and stormed out of the room.

OH RYAN! I love Ryan’s cunning plan and his lurring Jon into a false sense of security and the creepy staring because obviously it’s a good idea! XD

You can’t kick Jon out of his bunk,” which was how Ryan found himself listening like a creep for Jon to start snoring. Then he pushed the curtain aside and carefully manoeuvred himself through until he could sit cross-legged on Jon’s feet and make sure that nothing untoward took place.

Later, he would admit that he possibly hadn’t thought the plan out properly, as after about an hour Jon blinked his eyes open, smiled sleepily at Ryan, and then let out a most unmanly shriek, sitting bolt upright and banging his head against the bottom of Brendon’s bunk. Spencer yelled, groggily and seemingly automatic, “Shut up!” and Brendon mumbled something in his sleep. Jon stared at Ryan with wide, terrified eyes.

“Oh my God,” he said. “Oh my God, what are you doing?”

“Um,” Ryan said, and wondered whether watching you sleep was a better or worse answer than making sure you don’t have sex with Brendon.

“You know what, I don’t even want to know,” Jon whispered. “You stay here, you creepy fuck, I’m going to go sleep in your bunk. And if you follow me again, I swear to God, I’ll burn my contract tomorrow.”

OMG, BEST PART EVER! Seriously, seriously, I kind of DIED OF LAUGHTER when I read this part! Oh Ryan, you are such a CREEP, I LOVE IT. XP

Ryan had given up on trying to be subtle. The time for indirect action was past (Spencer would probably argue that Ryan had never been great at the whole indirect action thing, but Spencer was a traitor to the cause and should not be listened to). Ryan sat with his knees pulled up to his chest and his back against the wall and didn’t even pretend to be reading his book. Instead, he watched Jon play Nintendo DS on the sofa, Brendon dozing lightly on Jon’s shoulder. Jon had a kind of strained look about him that made Ryan sure he was more than aware of Ryan’s stare. Ryan tried to be objective about his mission and not enjoy himself too much.

Such creepiness!

Unfortunately, Spencer was beginning to lose his patience as well. One morning, he caught Ryan hovering outside the bathroom humming Every Breath You Take by The Police while Jon shaved inside, and made a somewhat frightening face. Enough was, apparently, enough.

“That’s it,” Spencer said, and, grabbing his arm, dragged him into the lounge, slamming the door behind him. Ryan blinked at him, but Spencer put his hands on his hips and said, voice low and dangerous, “That is it, Ryan Ross.”

“What?” Ryan asked innocently. “I’m just following the plan!”

“The plan,” Spencer said, from between gritted teeth, “if you can call it that, and I think the Delusional Actions of a Madman might be more appropriate—”

Seriouly Ryan, you are so obvious with your creepiness!

“You are a really creepy guy, you know,” Jon said, and Ryan nodded and tried not to sniff Jon’s shoulder too obviously. Jon still smelled really awesome, but Ryan had a feeling that commenting on that would also feel under the ‘really creepy’ category, and that he should avoid that for a while rather than invoke some more of Spencer’s wrath.

“Oh my God,” Brendon said from the doorway. “Oh my God, Spence, are you seeing this?”

“Ryan gave Jon a hug,” Spencer said solemnly. “He must be in love with him!”

“I’m heartbroken,” Brendon said. “I guess I’ll go watch Jon sleep until I feel better.”

Best ending ever! *heart*

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Crayons, Ketchup and a Lap Dance Tester
Smoothies, Hug-attacks and More Crayons

Oh gosh, this is one of the cutest things, LOL. Love Brendon as a kindergarten substitute teacher, lol, and wearing a Lap Dance Tester t-shirt to class. XD And Riley, she is so cute, and, of course, big brother Ryan. XD

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Aliens in America

This is kind of the best crack ever. XP I love that Brendon thinks Ryan is an alien because of course he is, and how he decides to investigate through dating him, because that makes the most sense ever, duh. And then Brendon educating Ryan on human interaction and sending him creepy Wikipedia articles and comments, seriously that was probably the best part. XD

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Wanted To Be Your
Comment!fic: Brendon/Ryan coda
Comment!fic: Some Ryan backstory
Comment!fic: 1 year later

I love this fic, lol. Patrick’s tone in this fic totally does it for me — the sarcastic awesomeness of it, seriously. *heart* I like how it starts off with Patrick’s conviction on passing Chemistry and how Jon Walker is his secret weapon. The first interaction between Patrick and Jon? AWESOME. XD And then Patrick not knowing who the elusive Pete is and how everyone comes looking for him, LOL. And then suddenly, Pete is EVERYWHERE, WHAT! And Patrick keeps looking like a total loser in front of him! OMG embarrassing much? LOL, poor Patrick!

This description of Pete…

“So what you’re saying is, everybody likes him,” Patrick repeats slowly, “because everybody likes him.”

“Well, yeah.”

“Oh.”

Pretty much sums up everything, I have to say. XP

And Brendon, he’s so cute with his semi-crush on Jon! And deciding to tell Patrick about it, OMG, WHAT! And Patrick being all “Oh..kay…?” about it, haha. And, oh, Brendon’s crisis because his girlfriend back home, OMG. And then the package! The careful opening technique! Brendon’s super cute and dorky reactions to what was inside! THAT PART WAS GOLD! And the backstory on how they got together! Seriously, my heart! XD And just, overall, how awkward Brendon is, but so cute at the same time. *heart*

I wish there was more to this world because it is totally awesome.