Title: So, So Fucked
Author: reni_days
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?
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So, So Fucked
Title: I Want Something That I Want
Author: twentysomething
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Formal recruitment is still technically new to Spencer, but she’s not a huge fan of it so far. Ryan had told her that getting to hold the basket is probably a compliment from Petey- “It means you’re a hotass, Spence,” is actually what Ryan said- but her feet sort of hurt and the house has gotten exponentially warmer in the last thirty minutes. Most of it’s been a blur of faces and pretty inane conversation, but the next girl in the house smiles shyly at Spencer from behind bright red glasses, tucking her long, dark hair behind her ear, nearly tripping on the door frame.
Title: Boys On The Radio
Author: akire_yta
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.
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Boys On The Radio
Title: Pun Intended
Author: xxdance
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: One morning, Patrick woke up as a pencil.
Title: Football is the Gayest Profession (and I, Dear Madam, am a Professional)
Author: tequilideas
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Bandom high school football AU, featuring FOB, PATD, MCR and various other guests
Title: Regency Ball
Author: foxxcub
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: For cliche: THEY’RE AT A REGENCY BALL AND ONE OF THEM ASKS THE OTHER ONE TO DANCE, BUT IT’S JUST TO PREVENT HIM FROM DANCING WITH THIS OTHER TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND TOTALLY NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON AT ALL!!!!!
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Regency Ball
Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.
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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Title: The Small Wonder AU
Author: skoosiepants & natacup82
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer’s room.
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The Small Wonder AU
Title: Resist the Darkness
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: It took a few days for Patrick to realize Mikey wasn’t hanging around for Pete – although mainly it wasn’t hanging around.
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Resist the Darkness
Title: The Magic Friend Band
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.
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The Magic Friend Band
Title: A Handholding Song
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”
Title: Here’s Your Position
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Incidentally, top people for Patrick to push up against a wall?
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Here’s Your Position | Alternative Link
Title: You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Author: thegoldsky
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “You are the word I’m looking for when I’m trying to describe how I feel inside, and the right one just won’t come to my mind.” – Eminem, Crazy In Love
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You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Title: I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light
Author: Jori
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Maja comes up behind him and drapes her arms across his shoulders. “I will go. You clean up after my mess, and I will clean up up after yours.”
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I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light
Title: Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Author: one900
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete/Patrick, in a really convoluted way that includes platonic yet homo appearances by Bob from THS, Frank and Gerard, Tyson and Nick, and Brendon and Ryan.
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Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Title: Correspondence Course & We Sound Amazed
Author: Chex
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Because infinity’s only as big as the places inside your head and there’s no such thing as best buy in outer space.
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Correspondence Course
We Sound Amazed
Title: As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Author: lierdumoa
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: The making of Bedussey.
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As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Title: Act As A Clever Medicine
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: All Patrick can think about is getting closer.
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Act As A Cleve Medicine | Alternative Link
Title: Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Author: Sara
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan fighting over Pete.
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Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Title: Kissing Banks Under the Moon
Author: beingothrwrldly
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “sleepover princes vs. goodnight girls”
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Kissing Banks Under the Moon
Title: NINJA
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.
Title: Trade Baby Blues for Wide-Eyed Browns
Author: Chex
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick wakes up on the wrong side of the plane, sitting next to Joe, and he was with Andy when the flight started. He rubs at his eyes and yawns before saying, “Guys, that’s lame.”
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Trade Baby Blues for Wide-Eyed Browns
Title: Only For People Living Like We Do
Author: Gale
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Maja doesn’t live by many rules, and the ones she *does* live by are mostly her own.
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Only For People Living Like We Do
Title: Semi-Decent Proposals
Author: misspamela
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “And if ‘Sugar’ hits the top ten, I’m going to marry you, motherfucker.”
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Semi-Decent Proposals
Title: A Love Song By Any Other Name
Author: DF
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Patrick Stump!” Brendon repeats like a scratched CD, snuggling himself down and tossing his legs over Patrick’s lap. “We should write a song.”
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A Love Song By Any Other Name
Title: G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The next time they see Gabe after… (Cultverse fic, after That’s Where You Live)
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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Cultverse Master List
Title: Girl!Patrick (The Original)
Author: schuyler
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Girl!Patrick
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Girl!Patrick
Title: The First Rule of Broom-Wielding
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”
Title: Catch
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The incredibly true story of how George Ryan Ross and Spencer James Smith V came to the big city and found love (though not with each other) through the exciting world of the host club. All of this is true, except for the parts that aren’t.
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Catch
Title: Anywhere You Let It Go
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”
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01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Alternative MCR Ending
Title: That’s Where You Live
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: You can’t escape now / I’ve got you locked inside this room. (Cultverse fic.)
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That’s Where You Live
Cultverse Master List
Title: It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “I love Patty Hearst. I love the ‘Stockholm Effect.’”
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It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Cultverse Master List
Title: Not A Big Deal
Author: lovelypoet
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s not a big deal anymore, it’s really not.
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Not A Big Deal
Title: Sing Ourselves to Sleep
Author: dsudis
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Being exhausted is nothing like being drunk, but some nights Gerard gets too tired to remember that.
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Sing Ourselves to Sleep
Title: Lace Up Your Skates Real Good
Author: Jori
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s weird to talk about feelings with your speechwriter.
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Lace Up Your Skates Real Good
Title: The Holly Golightly Club
Author: fluffontop
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.
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01 | 02 | 03A | 03B | 04A | 04B | 05A | 05B | Mood Swings and Happy Dazes
Title: Call It Enough
Author: joyfulseeker
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The trick with Pete was knowing when to believe him.
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Call It Enough
Title: Easy
Author: misspamela
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick & Gerard making out.
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Easy
Title: Hold Off Your Bets Now
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Don’t you know/how sweet and wonderful life can be?/I’m askin’ you, baby/To get it on with me.
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01 | 02 | 03
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