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[FOB - Pete/Patrick] reni_days – So, So Fucked

Remula — Tue, 31 May 2011 09:15:06 +0000

Title: So, So Fucked
Author: reni_days
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?

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So, So Fucked

This is so ridiculously wonderful — I kind of love pretend dating and people realizing they have actual feelings for each other. ♥

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] xxdance – Pun Intended

Remula — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 10:17:33 +0000

Title: Pun Intended
Author: xxdance
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: One morning, Patrick woke up as a pencil.

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PxP | WTF27

I pretty much LOVE this fic, LOL. I’ve read it so many times and it is still awesome!

Pete, for what felt like the millionth time, stared at Patrick’s surface. Sure, he looked like a pencil. But there was something undeniably Stump about it. He decided that he could pick Pencil Patrick out of a thousand identical Ticonderogas.

Seriously, I love how they just all know that Patrick is the pencil and then Pete just goes and buys a journal and writes with him! And Joe’s “What are you going to do when he needs to be sharpened?!” and OMG, ALL THE PUNS AT THE END! SO PERFECT! ♥

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] circuity – Afterglow

Remula — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 10:15:25 +0000

Title: Afterglow
Author: circuity
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: It wasn’t that Patrick had spent much time contemplating what Pete would look like as a lamp, per se. But if he had thought about it, he probably wouldn’t have bet on paisley.

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Afterglow

I love this fic — seriously, inanimate object fics are just so hilariously awesome. XD I love Pete being a paisley lamp and Patrick caring more about the patterning than the actual situation of Pete being a lamp, lol.

The next day, Fall Out Boy’s publicist announced that Pete had been temporarily taken out of commission due to allergies (“Yeah, to fairy dust,” Joe said sotto voice), and that the whole band apologised for the inconvenience.

The day after that, Patrick learned that stumbling into the main area of the bus and wailing about not being able to turn Pete on, while Spin was setting up for an interview, earned him the sorts of levels of humiliation he could go his whole life without experiencing, thank you.

HAHAHAHHAHA, so much win. XD

[FOB/P!ATD/MCR - Pete/Patrick, Jon/Spencer, Gerard/Frank] tequilideas – Football is the Gayest Profession (and I, Dear Madam, am a Professional)

Remula — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 10:00:25 +0000

Title: Football is the Gayest Profession (and I, Dear Madam, am a Professional)
Author: tequilideas
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Bandom high school football AU, featuring FOB, PATD, MCR and various other guests

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01 | 02 | 03

I think I had this saved in my To-Read folder in my bookmarks for the longest time, lol, but I finally got around to reading it and OMG, why didn’t I read this earlier?! I mean, high school AUs are so my thing! Plus all the flangst and pining! Totally the way to get to my heart, LOL. I was so enamored by the Jon/Spencer — Spencer was just so adorable with his flailing! And OMG their ridiculous mutual stalking! Seriously, creepy and adorable in the best way. ♥♥♥ And OMG the Pete/Patrick! So ridiculously cute! ♥ And Gerard/Frank — not really my thing (I’m a Frank/Mikey shipper at heart!), but that was totally cute as well. LOVE THIS FIC! ♥♥♥

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] foxxcub – Regency Ball

Remula — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:15:44 +0000

Title: Regency Ball
Author: foxxcub
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: For cliche: THEY’RE AT A REGENCY BALL AND ONE OF THEM ASKS THE OTHER ONE TO DANCE, BUT IT’S JUST TO PREVENT HIM FROM DANCING WITH THIS OTHER TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND TOTALLY NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON AT ALL!!!!!

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Regency Ball

OMG OMG OMG! *flails* I’d forgotten how much I love Pete/Patrick fics, LOL. ♥♥♥ I WOULD READ A MILLION MORE WORDS OF THIS, NO LIE!

[Inception/FOB/P!ATD - Pete/Patrick (Cobb/Saito), Brendon/Ryan (Eames/Arthur)] – Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

Remula — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:00:18 +0000

Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.

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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

This isn’t really a fic, but I’m reccing it here anyway because OMG, BEST THING EVER! Seriously, I was dying of laughter from the get-go just from the casting! XD I NEED THIS TO BE A REAL FIC!!! ♥

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] thegoldsky – You Are The Word I’m Looking For

Remula — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:00:17 +0000

Title: You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Author: thegoldsky
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “You are the word I’m looking for when I’m trying to describe how I feel inside, and the right one just won’t come to my mind.” – Eminem, Crazy In Love

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You Are The Word I’m Looking For

This was so awesome, lol. I totally with Patrick and his embarassment. And then Pete — he is so weird and he doesn’t follow earth logic, hahahha. Poor Patrick. XP

[FOB/AAR/MCR/P!ATD - Pete/Patrick] one900 – Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)

Remula — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:00:37 +0000

Title: Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Author: one900
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete/Patrick, in a really convoluted way that includes platonic yet homo appearances by Bob from THS, Frank and Gerard, Tyson and Nick, and Brendon and Ryan.

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Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)

This fic is amazing, OMG. I just love everything about it. ♥ Seriously, this fic is so much win. XD

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] Chex – Correspondence Course & We Sound Amazed

Remula — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:00:52 +0000

Title: Correspondence Course & We Sound Amazed
Author: Chex
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Because infinity’s only as big as the places inside your head and there’s no such thing as best buy in outer space.

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Correspondence Course
We Sound Amazed

I loved this — Pete’s voice is perfect as is Patrick’s confusion. Everything about this was amazing, seriously. The texts between Pete and Patrick were total win, especially Patrick’s cat macro, lol. XP And Pete missing the capitals. *heart* Then the end and Patrick inviting himself along and I love it love it love it.

Some more from this ‘verse.

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] lierdumoa – As You Like It

Remula — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:00:01 +0000

Title: As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Author: lierdumoa
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: The making of Bedussey.

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As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I

OMG, this is perfect, LOL. I love that Patrick is kind of psychic and just knows what Pete is up to. XP

Something in Pete’s eyes must be giving him away. Probably the leering, because the next thing Patrick does is grab a pillow up off the couch and throw it at him. “I’m not helping you make porn.”

Seriously, this fic was awesome. XP And the end line — it kind of killed me. XD

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] Sara – Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)

Remula — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:00:35 +0000

Title: Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Author: Sara
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan fighting over Pete.

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Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)

OMG this fic is kind of awesome, LOL. Seriously, hooked from the first sentence and then Lindsay showed up and there was bitchiness and Pete’s “where’s the paparazzi when something awesome happens?!” attitude and yeah. WIN.

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] misspamela – Semi-Decent Proposals

Remula — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:00:43 +0000

Title: Semi-Decent Proposals
Author: misspamela
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “And if ‘Sugar’ hits the top ten, I’m going to marry you, motherfucker.”

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Semi-Decent Proposals

OMG I love how everyone knew about the wedding except Patrick, lol. And then Pete had LIMITED EDITION TONY THE TIGER RINGS, OMG. Seriously, this fic is just precious. XD

[FOB/CS - Pete/Patrick] queenofhell – G.I.N.A.S.F.S.

Remula — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:00:44 +0000

Title: G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The next time they see Gabe after… (Cultverse fic, after That’s Where You Live)

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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Cultverse Master List

It’s a cultverse fic — that should probably explain it all! If not, have this snippet:

Sometimes he’ll wake up and think he’s still down there, under the lights with Gabe whispering in his ear, and sometimes when he’s dreaming it gets all mixed up in his mind: Gabe on top of him, Pete on top of him; in the basement, in the van; Gabe’s words, Pete’s words. Its not the same thing at all, he knows that, but sometimes it feels the same.

Oh Patrick!

And also, Gabe, telling it like it is, all casual-like:

“I think now that you have a little distance from it, you’ll be able to appreciate my work more fully. That’s what happened with Pete, right? He got a little distance from you, when you were with me, and after that he could appreciate you even more, right?”

Seriously, this cultverse kind of eats at my brain because of the intense creep-factor of it all, but I just can’t stop because it’s that addicting.

[P!ATD/MCR/FOB - Spencer/Brendon] skoosiepants – The First Rule of Broom-Wielding

Remula — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:01:15 +0000

Title: The First Rule of Broom-Wielding
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”

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01 | 02

Unrelated, but the title of this fic reminds me of this really stupid game we played back in elementary school called Broom Over, lol. I dunno, that game was kind of lame yet awesome. XP Anyway…

I love how everyone is connected via the apartment building (and Brendon), lol. Poor Spencer, moving into a crazy place. XP Love how adorable Brendon is and his little ~~dog~~ rat, hahaha. And hobo!writer!Ryan and his crazy romantic murder mystery books, OMG. And thinking that Jon wants to murder him and Spencer thinking Jon pays Brendon for sex, LOL. And then the Pete/Patrick and Patrick calling Bob because Bob fixes things, and Joe, breaking stuff so he can see Bob. Seriously, I just love all the dynamics here, lol.

[P!ATD/FOB - Brendon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick] skoosiepants – Anywhere You Let It Go

Remula — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:30:55 +0000

Title: Anywhere You Let It Go
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”

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01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Alternative MCR Ending

OMG this fic is too amazing for words! I mean, cute adorable Charlie Peter Stump! Patrick and his fear of giraffes and ostriches and llamas! And then Panic! (plus Patrick and Pete) at the cabin! Patrick’s evil Ryan with carrots doodle and DOG BISCUITS. Come on, this is amazing, LOL. And then there was Brendon’s plan(s) to come out and how amazingly ridiculous they are, and also Brendon’s love of unicorns, and spontaneous wedding! I kind of cackled like a mad woman when they decided to run out on the wedding and Gabe took care of things, LOL. And then there was this:

“You have a vested interest in this ceremony?” he asks, eyebrow arched.

Gabe shrugs. “Hey, true love and all, right?” His tone is only half mocking, since Gabe sometimes apparently likes to think he has a romantic soul. Pete’s pretty sure those are the times he sings about his basement.

OMG, totally LOL’d. Basement totally means love in Gabe-speak. ♥ XP And then escaping on PONIES, OMG, glittering ponies! Seriously, there is nothing NOT awesome about this fic. ♥

[FOB/CS - Pete/Patrick] Gale – That’s Where You Live

Remula — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:30:14 +0000

Title: That’s Where You Live
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: You can’t escape now / I’ve got you locked inside this room. (Cultverse fic.)

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That’s Where You Live
Cultverse Master List

Cultverse fic, what more can I say?! Gabe Saporta is creepy and just casually asks (demands) to borrow Patrick like it’s nothing! And then Pete watches! OMG! And Pete being proud that Patrick doesn’t break and lying to Patrick and their twisted love! But really, Gabe wrote It’s Warmer in the Basement — what more can you say when you have that song to backup this twisted fic?! XP

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] queenofhell – It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)

Remula — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:30:33 +0000

Title: It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “I love Patty Hearst. I love the ‘Stockholm Effect.’”

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It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Cultverse Master List

OMG, this fic is still as creepy as the first time I read it, LOL. (Sidenote: Loved Flesh Mechanic: Not an AU as well, which is totally creeper than this one, if you’re into that, hahaha). I love how this was tied together with actual quotes because that just makes it creepier when you can use facts to make the story (I’m not sure if that made sense, but you probably get what I mean). And then there was Patrick, how he questions and isn’t fully with it and you just want him to snap out of it, but in the end, he stays with it. Seriously, this fic! And then, of course, there are all the other cultverse fics that spawned from it and I think I’ve read most of them, but re-reading to rec them will probably be slow-going since I can only take so much creepy at a time, LOL. A master list compiled by queenofhell is linked above though, if you need more cultverse.

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] lovelypoet – Not A Big Deal

Remula — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:30:32 +0000

Title: Not A Big Deal
Author: lovelypoet
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s not a big deal anymore, it’s really not.

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Not A Big Deal

Telepathy fic! XD I love that it’s not a big deal (except when it is) and how they just go on with life as if it’s nothing, haha. And the RULES! I love the rules, lol. And hotness at the end! Awesome.

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] joyfulseeker – Call It Enough

Remula — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:01:38 +0000

Title: Call It Enough
Author: joyfulseeker
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The trick with Pete was knowing when to believe him.

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Call It Enough

This is, like, one of my favorite Pete/Patrick stories EVER, LOL. I love everything about it and I think I’ve read it a bazillion times, but it NEVER GETS OLD because it is just that awesome! ♥ I love Pete, with his bright idea of hooking Patrick up with someone and being a total douche about it, but the thing is, he thinks he’s actually helping! And Patrick, with his crush and not realizing what Pete was doing, and then being totally pissed off, and I love it. I love the characterizations and how they ended up getting TRAPPED ON THE ROOF because WHAT, REALLY?! And yes, everything is utterly perfect. ♥

[FOB - Pete/Patrick] joyfulseeker – A Common Misunderstanding

Remula — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:01:39 +0000

Title: A Common Misunderstanding
Author: joyfulseeker
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick has one chance to save his brother, but will he pay the price?

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01 | 02 | 03

I loved this! Loved Patrick and how much he loved his brother, Brendon, and willing to pay the price to help his brother. Then there was Pete who seemed so cold and I just felt for Patrick and then Pete would go and do something sweet. I loved how things weren’t spelt out, how the reader has to interpret things, come up with our own conclusions. And then the end, it was sweet and perfect. Oh boys! ♥