Title: So, So Fucked
Author: reni_days
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?
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So, So Fucked
Title: Pun Intended
Author: xxdance
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: One morning, Patrick woke up as a pencil.
Title: Football is the Gayest Profession (and I, Dear Madam, am a Professional)
Author: tequilideas
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Bandom high school football AU, featuring FOB, PATD, MCR and various other guests
Title: Regency Ball
Author: foxxcub
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: For cliche: THEY’RE AT A REGENCY BALL AND ONE OF THEM ASKS THE OTHER ONE TO DANCE, BUT IT’S JUST TO PREVENT HIM FROM DANCING WITH THIS OTHER TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND TOTALLY NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON AT ALL!!!!!
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Regency Ball
Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.
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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Title: You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Author: thegoldsky
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “You are the word I’m looking for when I’m trying to describe how I feel inside, and the right one just won’t come to my mind.” – Eminem, Crazy In Love
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You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Title: Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Author: one900
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete/Patrick, in a really convoluted way that includes platonic yet homo appearances by Bob from THS, Frank and Gerard, Tyson and Nick, and Brendon and Ryan.
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Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Title: Correspondence Course & We Sound Amazed
Author: Chex
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Because infinity’s only as big as the places inside your head and there’s no such thing as best buy in outer space.
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Correspondence Course
We Sound Amazed
Title: As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Author: lierdumoa
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: The making of Bedussey.
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As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Title: Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Author: Sara
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan fighting over Pete.
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Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Title: Semi-Decent Proposals
Author: misspamela
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “And if ‘Sugar’ hits the top ten, I’m going to marry you, motherfucker.”
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Semi-Decent Proposals
Title: G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The next time they see Gabe after… (Cultverse fic, after That’s Where You Live)
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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Cultverse Master List
Title: The First Rule of Broom-Wielding
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”
Title: Anywhere You Let It Go
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”
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01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | Alternative MCR Ending
Title: That’s Where You Live
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: You can’t escape now / I’ve got you locked inside this room. (Cultverse fic.)
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That’s Where You Live
Cultverse Master List
Title: It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “I love Patty Hearst. I love the ‘Stockholm Effect.’”
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It’s Like The Pied Piper (Only It’s a Little Bit More Like a Cult)
Cultverse Master List
Title: Not A Big Deal
Author: lovelypoet
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: It’s not a big deal anymore, it’s really not.
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Not A Big Deal
Title: Call It Enough
Author: joyfulseeker
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The trick with Pete was knowing when to believe him.
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Call It Enough
Title: A Common Misunderstanding
Author: joyfulseeker
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick has one chance to save his brother, but will he pay the price?
Title: I Can’t Read Lips (Unless They’re Touching Mine)
Author: giddygeek
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete had felt a confusing mix of terror–because there it was, the future, and it was wearing argyle–and elation.
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I Can’t Read Lips (Unless They’re Touching Mine)
Title: This is Me Broken Down
Author: beingothrwrldly
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: When they ask Pete about it later – and they’ll ask him later, because they always do – he’ll say he doesn’t remember.
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This is Me Broken Down
Title: This Story’s Going Somewhere
Author: jamjar
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).
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01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05
Title: Break You Down
Author: Charli J.
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Lapdance!fic
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Break You Down
Title: Turn My Head Into Sound
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete Wentz has a big mouth.
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Turn My Head Into Sound | Alternative Link
Title: Wanted To Be Your
Author: Chex
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick is not going to fail Chemistry. He’s got a secret weapon. He’s also got an awkward crush, but that part isn’t his fault.
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Wanted To Be Your
Comment!fic: Brendon/Ryan coda
Comment!fic: Some Ryan backstory
Comment!fic: 1 year later
Title: Just Like Virginia Woolf
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “Okay. So you’re a chick.”
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Just Like Virginia Woolf
Title: It’s Not a Side-Effect of the LSD; I am Thinking It Must Be Love
Author: Chex
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete playing footsy.
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It’s Not a Side-Effect of the LSD; I am Thinking It Must Be Love
Title: On Your Behalf
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: In which Patrick is a spirit of vengeance, Pete’s his unwilling psychic partner, and Brendon Urie’s soul hangs in the balance.
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On Your Behalf
If I Woke Up Next to You
Your Grievance
Title: Document
Author: azurejay
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: When Patrick was sixteen, he gave Joe fifty dollars and one of his wallet-sized school photos and a week later received his first fake ID. It said Patrick was twenty-one, and that his name was legally Patrick Martin Stumph, and that he was legally an M.
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Document
Title: Bare Essentials
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Straight-laced, by-the-book police officer Patrick Stump has always lived by the letter of the law — that is, until he is assigned to work with Detective Pete Wentz, a tough-as-nails, arrogantly handsome cop who knows exactly how to press his buttons. Staking out Klub Kashmir, Chicago’s hottest gentleman’s club, Patrick and Pete go undercover to bait the kidnapper of three young men — including two strippers from the club — while trying to keep their clashing personalities at bay.
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Bare Essentials
Title: Rhyme “Girl” With “Girl”
Author: Gale
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: This is what we call a do-over.
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Rhyme “Girl” With “Girl”
Title: Suppose For A Moment
Author: Gale
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Remember? A couple weeks ago, William called and told you he ran into his evil twin?”
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Suppose For A Moment
Title: The Wolf Prince
Author: Gale
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaaaaait a minute.
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The Wolf Prince
Small, Careful Bites
Title: (Many Things Lacking Names)
Author: Chex
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete doesn’t pay a lot of attention to it, at first. He first notices at five AM, when light is coming through the windows at just the right angle to cast long shadows in front of every object and the carpet in front of him is still bright. The hallway, he walks down it and there’s no shadow on the wall.
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(Many Things Lacking Names)
Title: Origin
Author: Chex
Rating: G || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete Wentz has got the basics of superhero-dom down – he’s a master of day-saving, of keeping his real life and his hero life separate, and his powers are pretty much bad-ass. But there’s that one thing he’s missing, and that’s a decent origin, some sort of raison d’etre.
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Origin
Title: And the Baroque is Over
Author: clumsygyrl
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. –ernest hemingway
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And the Baroque is Over
Title: Normal
Author: schuyler
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: It took Patrick three minutes to get out of the bunk without waking Pete. He had to straddle his hips, then lift his leg and twist so that he didn’t fall onto the floor. It was carefully orchestrated, done with the ease of long practice.
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Normal