Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.

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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

This isn’t really a fic, but I’m reccing it here anyway because OMG, BEST THING EVER! Seriously, I was dying of laughter from the get-go just from the casting! XD I NEED THIS TO BE A REAL FIC!!! ♥

Title: The Small Wonder AU
Author: skoosiepants & natacup82
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer’s room.

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The Small Wonder AU

Okay, I have to say that I’ve never seen Small Wonders in my LIFE, but it sounds HORRIFYINGLY AWESOME, LOL. This fic is like the best thing ever! I kind of love Ryan being a robot turning into a real boy (seriously this cliche never gets old, okay?!). There are so many amazing moments in here, like the leaking and feeling funny in in his pants and living in Spencer’s closet, OMG. And also, Ryland and Vicky! Why is this so awesome?!

Title: Resist the Darkness
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: It took a few days for Patrick to realize Mikey wasn’t hanging around for Pete – although mainly it wasn’t hanging around.

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Resist the Darkness

Oh gosh, this is just so cute, LOL. I love Gerard being all encouraging and Pete bring all dramatic and Mikey with his creepy-eyes staring. XD Awesome sauce.

Title: The Magic Friend Band
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.

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The Magic Friend Band

The Magic Friend Band is total crack, lol, and would totally be a show on TV — I mean, look at TV today? It would totally fit in, LOL. I love the randomness of it and Snap being a super fan and it’s awesome, lol. Also, Viking Smith! Too awesome!

Title: A Handholding Song
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”

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01 | 02

OMG, hobo!Joe and security guard Bob, LOL. I don’t really do Bob/Joe, but I decided to read this anyway and it’s hilarious and awesome. XP I love Brendon and Gabe being Brendon’s step-brother, and Brendon’s epic crush on Spencer. Also, love Spencer and Ryan and Jon’s texts, lol, and sweeping Brendon off his feet. XD And then there was Gerard and his bird and him working for Gabe who owns The Basement (LOLOLOL!). And OMG Gabe, being the creeper brother and kind of ruining Brendon’s life. XP Pretty much everything in here is epic, but most especially Jon and Ryan being on Hang Time (too epic for words!).

Title: Here’s Your Position
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Incidentally, top people for Patrick to push up against a wall?

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Here’s Your Position | Alternative Link

OMG THIS IS HOT, GUHHHH! I am kind of in love with top!Patrick, I’m not gonna lie. And Patrick pinning down Pete’s hands while fucking his mouth? GUHHHH!

Title: You Are The Word I’m Looking For
Author: thegoldsky
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “You are the word I’m looking for when I’m trying to describe how I feel inside, and the right one just won’t come to my mind.” – Eminem, Crazy In Love

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You Are The Word I’m Looking For

This was so awesome, lol. I totally with Patrick and his embarassment. And then Pete — he is so weird and he doesn’t follow earth logic, hahahha. Poor Patrick. XP

Title: I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light
Author: Jori
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Maja comes up behind him and drapes her arms across his shoulders. “I will go. You clean up after my mess, and I will clean up up after yours.”

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I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light

This is sweet and awesome and hot. XP

“I probably have morning breath,” he warns her, and her laughter is hot against his neck as she pushes him onto the bed.

“Then we will just have to make sure you smell like me before I kiss you.” She flicks open the button on her shorts, hovering over him.

And that is probably one of the dirtiest things I’ve ever read, and it’s not even that graphic, LOL.

Title: Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Author: one900
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete/Patrick, in a really convoluted way that includes platonic yet homo appearances by Bob from THS, Frank and Gerard, Tyson and Nick, and Brendon and Ryan.

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Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)

This fic is amazing, OMG. I just love everything about it. ♥ Seriously, this fic is so much win. XD

Title: Correspondence Course & We Sound Amazed
Author: Chex
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Because infinity’s only as big as the places inside your head and there’s no such thing as best buy in outer space.

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Correspondence Course
We Sound Amazed

I loved this — Pete’s voice is perfect as is Patrick’s confusion. Everything about this was amazing, seriously. The texts between Pete and Patrick were total win, especially Patrick’s cat macro, lol. XP And Pete missing the capitals. *heart* Then the end and Patrick inviting himself along and I love it love it love it.

Some more from this ‘verse.

Title: As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Author: lierdumoa
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: The making of Bedussey.

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As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I

OMG, this is perfect, LOL. I love that Patrick is kind of psychic and just knows what Pete is up to. XP

Something in Pete’s eyes must be giving him away. Probably the leering, because the next thing Patrick does is grab a pillow up off the couch and throw it at him. “I’m not helping you make porn.”

Seriously, this fic was awesome. XP And the end line — it kind of killed me. XD

Title: Act As A Clever Medicine
Author: Zee
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: All Patrick can think about is getting closer.

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Act As A Clever Medicine | Alternative Link

GUHHHHHHH, this fic! OMG, I kind of died because of the hotness of this! Seriously, the characterizations here are just so perfect and Patrick’s thought-process and how mortified he is and just everything! Seriously, sex-pollen fic, come on! Most of the time that is pretty much ridiculous, but it totally worked here and I love this fic so so SO MUCH!

Title: Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)
Author: Sara
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan fighting over Pete.

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Scared of Girls (Stars: They’re Just Like Us)

OMG this fic is kind of awesome, LOL. Seriously, hooked from the first sentence and then Lindsay showed up and there was bitchiness and Pete’s “where’s the paparazzi when something awesome happens?!” attitude and yeah. WIN.

Title: Kissing Banks Under the Moon
Author: beingothrwrldly
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “sleepover princes vs. goodnight girls”

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Kissing Banks Under the Moon

Okay, generally I can’t really bring myself to read Pete/Ryan because, for some reason, my brain says no, lol. This was actually my second time reading this fic and even though I knew I read it and liked it, it was still hard to get myself to reread it. (Seriously, my brain is just weird.) Anyway, I really liked Pete and Ryan’s relationship in this and how they kind of came together. I also loved Ryan and Brendon’s interaction and the call between Ryan and Spencer and seeing how close they are. I just loved how it all worked and it didn’t really feel forced — it was just, like, natural, or whatever. I dunno if that really makes sense, but whatever. XP

Title: NINJA
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.

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01 | 02 | 03 | 04

This was kind of wonderful! I love Ninja and EMC — the blog entrieswere wonderful. I love the idea of all of them being kind of loser-ish in real life, but pretty popular online, haha. Also, Kevin being secretly awesome and Joe’s hero-worship — so cute! Jesse Lacey is such a freak with his crush, lol, and then there was Kevin’s adorable crush on Mike and Mike being kind of a creeper in showing his like, hahaha. I just love how rich this world is. XD

Title: Trade Baby Blues for Wide-Eyed Browns
Author: Chex
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick wakes up on the wrong side of the plane, sitting next to Joe, and he was with Andy when the flight started. He rubs at his eyes and yawns before saying, “Guys, that’s lame.”

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Trade Baby Blues for Wide-Eyed Browns

I love body-switching fics liek whoa! And this was perfect — I loved the characterizations and the confusion, lol, and how Pete is makes Patrick look comfortable in his skin because he’s so self-assured. And then the end, with Patrick walking taller.. Made me smile. =)

Title: Only For People Living Like We Do
Author: Gale
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Maja doesn’t live by many rules, and the ones she *does* live by are mostly her own.

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Only For People Living Like We Do

This is kind of awesome and hot and just yes. XP The idea of Patrick and Maja together is kind of weird, but hot, haha. I don’t know what else to say but GUH! XP

Title: Semi-Decent Proposals
Author: misspamela
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “And if ‘Sugar’ hits the top ten, I’m going to marry you, motherfucker.”

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Semi-Decent Proposals

OMG I love how everyone knew about the wedding except Patrick, lol. And then Pete had LIMITED EDITION TONY THE TIGER RINGS, OMG. Seriously, this fic is just precious. XD

Title: A Love Song By Any Other Name
Author: DF
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “Patrick Stump!” Brendon repeats like a scratched CD, snuggling himself down and tossing his legs over Patrick’s lap. “We should write a song.”

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A Love Song By Any Other Name

This fic is kind of ridiculously cheesy, but I like it anyway. XP The emails/texts back and forth between Patrick and Brendon are so cute and dorky, I loved it, haha. And how Pete and Ryan kind of feel left out and stuff. But seriously, yay for grand gestures — the song was kind of awesome. XP

Title: G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Author: queenofhell
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: The next time they see Gabe after… (Cultverse fic, after That’s Where You Live)

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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
Cultverse Master List

It’s a cultverse fic — that should probably explain it all! If not, have this snippet:

Sometimes he’ll wake up and think he’s still down there, under the lights with Gabe whispering in his ear, and sometimes when he’s dreaming it gets all mixed up in his mind: Gabe on top of him, Pete on top of him; in the basement, in the van; Gabe’s words, Pete’s words. Its not the same thing at all, he knows that, but sometimes it feels the same.

Oh Patrick!

And also, Gabe, telling it like it is, all casual-like:

“I think now that you have a little distance from it, you’ll be able to appreciate my work more fully. That’s what happened with Pete, right? He got a little distance from you, when you were with me, and after that he could appreciate you even more, right?”

Seriously, this cultverse kind of eats at my brain because of the intense creep-factor of it all, but I just can’t stop because it’s that addicting.