Title: Inception: Bandom Re-Cast
Author: matchstick_p & theholysea
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete’s subconscious looks like Release the Bats–instead of Marion Cotillard wandering around looking lovely, Hey Chris walks around with a paintball gun shooting dudes in the balls.

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Inception: Bandom Re-Cast

This isn’t really a fic, but I’m reccing it here anyway because OMG, BEST THING EVER! Seriously, I was dying of laughter from the get-go just from the casting! XD I NEED THIS TO BE A REAL FIC!!! ♥

Title: The Small Wonder AU
Author: skoosiepants & natacup82
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer’s room.

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The Small Wonder AU

Okay, I have to say that I’ve never seen Small Wonders in my LIFE, but it sounds HORRIFYINGLY AWESOME, LOL. This fic is like the best thing ever! I kind of love Ryan being a robot turning into a real boy (seriously this cliche never gets old, okay?!). There are so many amazing moments in here, like the leaking and feeling funny in in his pants and living in Spencer’s closet, OMG. And also, Ryland and Vicky! Why is this so awesome?!

Title: Resist the Darkness
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: It took a few days for Patrick to realize Mikey wasn’t hanging around for Pete – although mainly it wasn’t hanging around.

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Resist the Darkness

Oh gosh, this is just so cute, LOL. I love Gerard being all encouraging and Pete bring all dramatic and Mikey with his creepy-eyes staring. XD Awesome sauce.

Title: The Magic Friend Band
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.

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The Magic Friend Band

The Magic Friend Band is total crack, lol, and would totally be a show on TV — I mean, look at TV today? It would totally fit in, LOL. I love the randomness of it and Snap being a super fan and it’s awesome, lol. Also, Viking Smith! Too awesome!

Title: The Internet is For…
Author: xrysomou & xaritomene
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: “So… the internet says we should be gay boyfriends. What say you?”

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The Internet is For…

OMG this was so adorable and embarrassing, LOL. I love how awkward both of them were and how the whole thing started with the internet, haha. I admit, the last time I tried to google Mike Carden (which was probably when I discovered this pairing), it totally suggested Kevin Jonas (JUST LIKE THE PICTURE!). XD

Title: A Handholding Song
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”

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01 | 02

OMG, hobo!Joe and security guard Bob, LOL. I don’t really do Bob/Joe, but I decided to read this anyway and it’s hilarious and awesome. XP I love Brendon and Gabe being Brendon’s step-brother, and Brendon’s epic crush on Spencer. Also, love Spencer and Ryan and Jon’s texts, lol, and sweeping Brendon off his feet. XD And then there was Gerard and his bird and him working for Gabe who owns The Basement (LOLOLOL!). And OMG Gabe, being the creeper brother and kind of ruining Brendon’s life. XP Pretty much everything in here is epic, but most especially Jon and Ryan being on Hang Time (too epic for words!).

Title: Untitled
Author: melodylemming
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: The same people who say you can’t see the world on tour have told her not do date guys who aren’t part of “her world,” which she guess means guys who aren’t famous, and she’s beginning to think they might be right about that.

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Untitled

I love how easy Taylor’s and Selena’s relationship is — it’s so cute. And I loved Selena telling Taylor that the whole world knows what she wants because she puts it all out there (I totally LOL’d at the whole world knowing Taylor wants to be a fairy princess. XP). And the ending is so sweet. =)

Title: Skeptics and Lovebugs
Author: Janne
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!

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Skeptics and Lovebugs

OMGosh, fake!engagements FTW. (I totally dig fake!boyfriends type stories, okay?!) I love William for coming up with this and Kevin not knowing how to deny it to reporter!Demi. And then their fake!dating that was kind of real!dating and Mike actually liking Kevin beforehand. TOO SWEET! And, okay, best part was Gabe, OMG. The pictures! The rings! COBRA APPROVED, OMG WHAT! WIN WIN WIN. This fic is too cute! XD

Title: Breathing’s Just a Rhythm
Author: mywholecry
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: High School AU: “Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.

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Breathing’s Just a Rhythm

Oh gosh, this is so cute, LOL. So much fluff, I love it, haha. Also, Brendon and William battling it out to be godfather = WIN. XP

Title: Flying High on the Wings of Cheap Wine
Author: Aja
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Taylor’s parents have always said she could be anything she wanted to be, but it’s not until she’s got Gaga down on her knees, one fingernail gliding up the back of Taylor’s calf, that she gets just how right they were.

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Flying High on the Wings of Cheap Wine

OMG THIS IS AWESOME. It’s hot and sweet and absolutely perfect. Why isn’t there already more Gaga/Swift in this world?!

Title: Kissing, Immobility
Author: scorpiod1
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I can’t believe I’m letting you do this.”

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Kissing, Immobility

Taylor Swift having Lady Gaga tied up in bed = TOO HOT FOR WORDS. XP

Title: Am I the Poster Girl?
Author: mywholecry
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: Taylor Swift is everything that the world wants Miley to grow into and looking directly at her is kind of like looking directly at the sun.

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Am I the Poster Girl?

Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus, I don’t even know, but it’s awesome. I love just so adorable and sweet, OMG. And the text message with the lion? That was total win!! ♥ They are too a-dork-able for words!

Title: Thinking On Stefani
Author: ladyofspring
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: They run into one another where most people in their field meet: an awards show.

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Thinking On Stefani

Oh man, the beginning of this is a little awkward, LOL, and then the phone call was kind of a lot awkward. XP And then it turned into OMG HOT and I love that Taylor just goes for it. Also, the last little part about her reasons was awesome. XP

Title: Imma Let You Finish
Author: present_pathos
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: She does it mostly because it’s fucking fun.

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Imma Let You Finish

Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga — I don’t even know, but I totally ship this pairing now, LOL. XP Favorite part was Taylor Swift’s dorky face saying “Imma let you finish” while she was going down on Lady Gaga.

Title: Accidentally I Do
Author: laniew1
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: “I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says.
“I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.

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Accidentally I Do

This fic made me smile so much! OMG, the fluff! I LOVE IT. I love Kevin getting drunk and then them deciding to get married in Vegas and Kevin waking up and realizing he’s married and how Mike’s mom is a Jonas Brothers fan. And the wedding video! OMG! Seriously, there is too much awesome here! ♥♥♥

Title: Good Boys Gone Bad
Author: starflowers
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Kevin, a struggling author of a failing crime series of novels, is shocked to find out that somehow, he has lifted his plots and characters straight from reality, and Wentz, the crime boss, is not pleased with him. If he wants to live, Kevin has to depend on his shaky knowledge of crime story cliches and Mike Carden, a potential Hero In Disguise.

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Good Boys Gone Bad

Oh Kevin, he is so ridiculous in this, lol. I love his thought process and Nick being able to take care of himself and is an FBI agent! And Kevin kind of trusting Mike just because of these little things (little things make the difference!).

“Why would you think that, anyway?” Carden asked, after a long moment.

Kevin took a shaky breath and then said with a weak grin, “In the books, it’s always the scary looking, hot guy that you think’s the bad guy who ends up secretly being the hero.”

Carden looked at him again, thoughtfully. “Sorry,” he said, sounding sincere. “Don’t think there are any heroes this time.”

This part was awesome and ridic, lol. Love it. XP

Title: I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light
Author: Jori
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Maja comes up behind him and drapes her arms across his shoulders. “I will go. You clean up after my mess, and I will clean up up after yours.”

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I See a Tunnel and At the End I See a Light

This is sweet and awesome and hot. XP

“I probably have morning breath,” he warns her, and her laughter is hot against his neck as she pushes him onto the bed.

“Then we will just have to make sure you smell like me before I kiss you.” She flicks open the button on her shorts, hovering over him.

And that is probably one of the dirtiest things I’ve ever read, and it’s not even that graphic, LOL.

Title: Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)
Author: one900
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Pete/Patrick, in a really convoluted way that includes platonic yet homo appearances by Bob from THS, Frank and Gerard, Tyson and Nick, and Brendon and Ryan.

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Pink Bics and Bratz Dolls (A Gentle Timeline)

This fic is amazing, OMG. I just love everything about it. ♥ Seriously, this fic is so much win. XD

Title: Given Time We’ll Find It Strange
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: PG-13 || Status: Complete
Summary: “I’m overriding your dibs,” Mike says. She didn’t actually mean to say that, but she’s not taking back her words. She even goes on, “And for the purposes of this conversation, dibs means I’m getting into her panties.”

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Given Time We’ll Find It Strange

This was so cute, lol. Always-a-girl fics will never not be awesome. XP I love them being all insecure about being good enough for each other and Frankie getting back at Mike for making Kevin sad (awww). I think the characterizations of girl!Mike and girl!Kevin are perfect. XP

Title: It Feels Like Swimming
Author: Chex
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: Space pirates!

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It Feels Like Swimming

This is pretty charming. I love William and his feelings that he doesn’t really know how to explain and how he kinda sorta is falling for Travis, haha. There are so many little lines, like how he’s not used to sleeping alone and how he’s the little spoon, etc. And also, sex in zero-gravity! LOL! Yeah, pretty much awesome.

FOB in this ‘verse is this way and P!ATD from the ‘verse this way.