[HP – Harry/Draco] Duinn-Fionn – Never Mind The Bollocks, It’s Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing)

Title: Never Mind The Bollocks, It’s Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing)
Author: Duinn-Fionn
Rating: R || Status: Complete
Summary: This is crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Excerpt:

Harry found himself gazing into the depths of Draco’s grey eyes. They reminded him of a cloudy day. No, wait, they were more like the steel grey of ball bearings before grease got to them. Or maybe – yeah – grey like lint collected on a dryer filter, a delicate blend of ash grey and slate grey and stovepipe grey and dove grey, with just a suggestion of white flecks from the tissue you’d accidentally left in your pocket, but without too much blue, because you are no idiot and didn’t cram your denims in this load although you were sorely tempted to because it would have saved time.

Only greyer.

Archive:
Never Mind The Bollocks, It’s Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing) @ Skyehawke


Crack!fics are all kinds of awesome, haha. I love the humor in it and all the cliches. XP It’s just one of those fics that you read and laugh at ’cause you KNOW you’ve probably read a bunch of the cliches mentioned. XP And seriously, that lint thing was MADE OF AWESOME. *heart*

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