[HP – Draco/Harry] blamebrampton – Little Red Courgette

Title: Little Red Courgette
Author: blamebrampton
Rating: PG || Status: Complete
Summary: When this season’s purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

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Little Red Courgette


OMG, I kind of LOVE this fic, SO MUCH. I was seriously laughing throughout the fic because of all the lame jokes and puns and just the total AWESOMENESS that is Draco’s job. Seriously, his title as the Assistant Junior Undersecretary for the Volumetric Standardisation of Edible Wizarding Greengrocery Produce is made of pure win! Just the idea of a committee of people coming up with standards for the size of vegetables and the absolute seriousness of the “inadequate grith” of the courgettes makes me laugh so much. And Smythe was just made of win as well. Seriously, everything about this fic was great. Loved Draco’s 412 page report on lettuce dimensions and the Every House Elves and the Full Elf Experience and Harry hitting on Draco and Harry’s corny vegetable jokes and especially the Malfoy Standards, LOL. GO READ NOW!

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